《Mad Professor》歌词

[00:00:00] Mad Professor - Insane Clown Posse

[00:00:55] I was never popular this I'll admit f**k school

[00:00:58] Never liked me Goo

[00:01:00] All the kids would always beat me until I'm half dead

[00:01:02] Make fun of the size of my forehead

[00:01:05] But that sh*t never bothered me Mama and Mother

[00:01:08] They had a lot of property

[00:01:10] They had a science lab in the basement

[00:01:12] And that's where my free ti well my time was spent

[00:01:15] I made a mouse with a chicken head

[00:01:17] It clucked three times: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

[00:01:19] And then it was dead

[00:01:20] I made a lot of things though like a frog with a turkey neck

[00:01:23] Gobblegobblegobble it was the sh*t (yeah)

[00:01:25] But I'm still lonely I need a homie

[00:01:27] So I collected limbs and made a zombie

[00:01:30] I could've made a girlie friend

[00:01:31] But f**k that I got my girlie right here yeah

[00:01:37] You can call me Mad Professor

[00:01:42] I will make a friend for me

[00:01:47] You can call me Mad Professor

[00:01:52] We will rule eternity

[00:02:10] I used so many body parts it was crazy

[00:02:12] I killed a whole bunch of mother f**kers

[00:02:14] Like what eighty

[00:02:15] They all chipped in on my special friend

[00:02:17] Everything helps Even if you got a finger to lend come on

[00:02:20] I hear the other children playing outside

[00:02:22] "Keep it down you little b**ches I'll skin your f**king hides "

[00:02:25] Stressful this part is wack

[00:02:27] Some how I gots to attach this nut sack

[00:02:30] Sh*t F**k I'm sawing off an elbow

[00:02:32] Looking at the meter I'm like Quasar and Ziphalo

[00:02:35] Or better yet look out the f**king window

[00:02:37] I see a storms coming almost time to roll

[00:02:40] Screw the head on come on come on

[00:02:42] It's the thuggish ruggish bone

[00:02:45] Okay it's time hit the switch turn it up a hert

[00:02:48] F**k Sh*t Didn't work

[00:03:50] It wasn't always easy let me tell ya

[00:03:52] But f**k that cause I ain't no failure

[00:03:55] I put the sh*t with the things and this with that

[00:03:57] Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that

[00:04:00] It's alive I just gotta wake it up

[00:04:02] Hand me that rocky rye pour it in a cup

[00:04:05] It will do exactly hold up pause

[00:04:07] I ain't cleaning his draws man f**k that

[00:04:10] Get him fat get him ready it's almost time

[00:04:12] Paint his ugly face up just like mine

[00:04:15] I see him twitching I'm on a roll

[00:04:17] He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival

[00:04:20] Turn the hertz all the way up for this sh*t

[00:04:22] And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit

[00:04:25] Did it work You make the call

[00:04:28] Shaggy (What up y'all)

[00:04:32] You can call me Mad Professor

[00:04:37] I will make a friend for me

[00:04:42] You can call me Mad Professor

[00:04:47] We will rule eternity

[00:04:52] You can call me Mad Professor

[00:04:57] I will make a friend for me

[00:05:02] You can call me Mad Professor

[00:05:07] We will rule eternity

[00:05:12] You can call me Mad Professor

[00:05:17] I will make a friend for me

[00:05:22] You can call me Mad Professor

[00:05:27] We will rule eternity