《Taking Lessons》歌词

[00:00:00] Taking Lessons - Allan Sherman

[00:00:04] The modern family

[00:00:06] Has time to burn

[00:00:09] We all take lessons

[00:00:11] We try to learn

[00:00:13] The latest new things

[00:00:16] We never do things

[00:00:18] We just take lessons

[00:00:23] My daughter Linda

[00:00:26] She takes ballet

[00:00:28] Her first recital

[00:00:30] Was yesterday

[00:00:33] She dropped her tutu

[00:00:35] And her left shoe too

[00:00:38] She needs more lessons

[00:00:43] Then there's my daughter Dottie

[00:00:49] She takes guitar that's true

[00:00:53] Junior he takes karate

[00:00:59] Smashed her guitar in two

[00:01:04] For all these lessons

[00:01:05] I have to pay

[00:01:07] I must raise money

[00:01:10] I found a way

[00:01:12] Read my brochure folks

[00:01:15] Learn how to be poor folks

[00:01:17] I'm giving lessons

[00:01:22] Our brand new puppy

[00:01:24] His name is spot

[00:01:27] He's being house trained

[00:01:29] Our rug is shot

[00:01:32] Our very best room

[00:01:34] Became his restroom

[00:01:37] What good are lessons

[00:01:42] Tom studies driving

[00:01:44] He took a ride

[00:01:47] He saw two buses

[00:01:49] Side by side

[00:01:52] He must have seen them

[00:01:54] He drove between them

[00:01:57] Does anybody wanna buy a long thin Mustang

[00:02:03] My wife takes cooking lessons

[00:02:07] So help me she flunked poached egg

[00:02:12] I took one skiing lesson

[00:02:17] You're wrong folks

[00:02:19] I broke my arm

[00:02:21] I called the doctor

[00:02:23] In great despair

[00:02:26] But it was Wednesday

[00:02:28] He's never there

[00:02:31] He's on the links folks

[00:02:33] He's putting stinks folks

[00:02:35] He's taking lessons