《Merry Christmas From The Family》歌词

[00:00:00] Merry christmas from the family - montgomery gentry

[00:00:21] Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party

[00:00:30] We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog

[00:00:38] Little sister brought her new boyfriend

[00:00:43] He was a Mexican

[00:00:47] We didn't know what to think of him until he sang

[00:00:51] Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad

[00:01:04] Brother Ken brought his kids with him

[00:01:08] The three from his first wife Lynn

[00:01:12] And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell

[00:01:20] Of course he brought his new wife Kay

[00:01:24] Who talks all about AA

[00:01:29] Chainsmoking while the stereo plays Noel Noel

[00:01:35] The First Noel

[00:01:45] Carve the Turkey

[00:01:46] Turn the ball game on

[00:01:49] It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone

[00:01:53] Send somebody to the Quickpak Store

[00:01:58] We need some ice and an extension cord

[00:02:02] A bag of lemons and some Diet Rites

[00:02:06] A box of tampons some Marlboro Lights

[00:02:10] Hallelujah everybody say Cheese

[00:02:13] Merry Christmas from the family

[00:02:27] Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen

[00:02:31] I can't remember how I'm kin to them

[00:02:35] But when they tried to plug their motor home in

[00:02:38] They blew our Christmas lights

[00:02:43] Cousin David knew just what went wrong

[00:02:47] So we all waited out on our front lawn

[00:02:51] He threw a breaker and the lights came on

[00:02:55] And we sang Silent Night Silent Night Oh Holy Night

[00:03:08] Carve the turkey turn the ball game on

[00:03:12] Make Bloody Mary's

[00:03:14] Cause We All Want One

[00:03:16] Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go

[00:03:21] We need some celery and a can of fake snow

[00:03:25] A can of bean dip and some Diet Sprites

[00:03:29] A box of Midol some Salem Lights

[00:03:33] Halleluja everybody say cheese

[00:03:36] Merry Christmas from the Family

[00:03:48] Feliz Navidad