《Three Point One Four》歌词

[00:00:00] Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang

[00:00:32] My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be

[00:00:35] Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me

[00:00:38] Lefty yeah but that was alright

[00:00:40] She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright

[00:00:42] My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony

[00:00:45] I think a wooden clothespin would

[00:00:46] Have been much better company

[00:00:48] A** like a donkey acting funky gave her l now she's a flunky

[00:00:50] So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys

[00:00:53] Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word

[00:00:55] So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd

[00:00:58] I'm white which goes with everything

[00:01:00] But I can come in any color

[00:01:01] And I'm looking for the kind of girl

[00:01:03] That reminds me of my mother

[00:01:04] But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy

[00:01:06] And how many girls do you know

[00:01:08] That can play the harmonica with their pussies

[00:01:09] Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a rice krispie treat gee

[00:01:12] You know what I really want in a girl me

[00:01:15] I need to find a new vagina

[00:01:21] Any kind of new vagina

[00:01:26] It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina

[00:01:32] Calvin klein kind of north carolina

[00:01:47] Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt

[00:01:49] It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up

[00:01:52] I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters

[00:01:54] Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture

[00:01:57] No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese

[00:02:00] Preferably for me fat free american singles only

[00:02:03] I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner

[00:02:05] Won't have to take her skinny a** out to a fancy dinner

[00:02:08] Like sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat

[00:02:11] If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap

[00:02:13] Let her lash out and crack the whip

[00:02:15] But not in bed I don't play rough

[00:02:16] No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up

[00:02:18] Just independent like nofx smart like janeane garafolo

[00:02:20] She'd use big words to make fun of me

[00:02:22] So that I would never know

[00:02:23] Bestow upon me all her wisdom

[00:02:25] Of the dewey decimal system gee

[00:02:27] You know what I really want in a girl me

[00:02:30] I need to find a new vagina

[00:02:35] Any kind of new vagina

[00:02:41] It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina

[00:02:46] Kevin klein kind of south carolina

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