《Attitude Adjustment》歌词

[00:00:00] Attitude Adjustment - Hit Crew Masters

[00:00:13] Now I met an old friend

[00:00:14] In the bar the other night

[00:00:16] And he got a little drunk

[00:00:17] And he wanted to fight

[00:00:18] And he jumped up

[00:00:19] And challenged every man in the room

[00:00:23] And just about the time he got the words out

[00:00:25] An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth

[00:00:27] And used his head for a mop

[00:00:29] And his butt for a broom

[00:00:32] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:00:34] I guess it was his first time

[00:00:37] An attitude adjustment

[00:00:39] Now he understands just fine

[00:00:41] He got bent out of shape

[00:00:42] Then he opened his mouth

[00:00:43] And just one appointment

[00:00:44] Straightened him right out

[00:00:45] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:00:47] Oh it'll work every time

[00:00:51] Now I've got this big old brother-in-law

[00:00:54] And me and him just never did get along

[00:00:56] Because he wants to be sure

[00:00:57] I'm treating his sister right

[00:01:00] He got drunk one night

[00:01:01] And started beating me up

[00:01:03] And I went and got a tire tool

[00:01:04] Out of my truck

[00:01:05] And laid him out as cold as a block of ice

[00:01:10] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:01:12] And it'll work every time

[00:01:15] An attitude adjustment

[00:01:17] I made him see the light

[00:01:19] Now he says I'm his kind of man

[00:01:21] And he comes around me

[00:01:22] With his hat in his hand

[00:01:24] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:01:26] I cured all his family pride

[00:01:30] Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face

[00:01:32] I said Darling that was your first mistake

[00:01:35] Then she went wild and her eyes turned red

[00:01:39] She started breaking everything

[00:01:40] And screaming loud

[00:01:41] And kicking me and cussing me out

[00:01:43] And I gave her a little adjustment

[00:01:44] On the top of the head

[00:01:48] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:01:50] Aw she loves on me all the time

[00:01:53] Just an attitude adjustment

[00:01:54] She got a whole new frame of mind

[00:01:57] She don't nag

[00:01:58] I don't beg

[00:01:59] And we get along and like I said

[00:02:02] Just an attitude adjustment

[00:02:04] Aw everything's just fine

[00:02:06] Well almost

[00:02:08] She called the cops to take me in

[00:02:10] And I said

[00:02:10] You're never gonna do it friends

[00:02:12] And they just smiled

[00:02:13] And said Oh yes we will

[00:02:17] Now a stick to the head

[00:02:18] And some kicks to the shins

[00:02:19] And a several bites by Rin Tin Tin

[00:02:22] And I couldn't wait to get into that jail

[00:02:26] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:02:28] Oh I went along peacefully

[00:02:31] Attitude adjustment

[00:02:33] They made me clearly see

[00:02:35] Cause my head is black

[00:02:36] And my legs are blue

[00:02:37] And both knee caps are bit clean through

[00:02:39] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:02:42] It made my whole outlook brand new

[00:02:44] Just a attitude adjustment

[00:02:46] It made my whole outlook brand new