《Why Don’t Women Like Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Why Don't Women Like Me? - George Formby

[00:00:05] Now I know I'm not handsome

[00:00:08] No good looks or wealth

[00:00:10] But the girls I chase say my plain face

[00:00:13] Will compromise their health

[00:00:15] Now I know fellahs worse than me

[00:00:18] Bow-legged and boss-eyed

[00:00:21] Walking out with lovely women

[00:00:23] Clinging to their side

[00:00:26] Now if women like them like men like those

[00:00:29] Why don't women like me

[00:00:31] Look at Empress Josephine

[00:00:33] The most attractive woman that ever was seen

[00:00:36] Yet Napoleon short and fat

[00:00:39] Captivates a lovely looking girl like that

[00:00:41] Now if women like them like men like those

[00:00:44] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:00:47] Why don't women like me

[00:00:49] Last night I went out walking

[00:00:51] My intentions were to click

[00:00:54] But the sights I saw while walking out

[00:00:57] They nearly made me sick

[00:00:59] I saw a lot of lovely girls

[00:01:02] Attractive little dears

[00:01:05] Arm in arm with ugly men

[00:01:07] With cauliflower ears

[00:01:10] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:01:12] Why don't women like me

[00:01:15] What can the attraction be

[00:01:18] That's the thing that always starts to worry me

[00:01:21] Although I haven't got a bean

[00:01:23] I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen

[00:01:26] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:01:29] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:01:31] Why don't women like me

[00:01:33] Now I went on my holidays

[00:01:36] Down to the gay seaside

[00:01:39] I saw a lot of things there

[00:01:42] Being hidden by the tide

[00:01:44] The way the women jumped around

[00:01:46] The men there in the sea

[00:01:50] Made me think that there

[00:01:51] Is still a good chance left for me

[00:01:55] 'Cause if women like them like men like those

[00:01:58] Why don't women like me

[00:02:00] Of all the shapes and sizes there

[00:02:03] I've got a chance of clicking yet I do declare

[00:02:05] Oh I don't want to be a nark

[00:02:08] I saw a lot of things below the water mark

[00:02:11] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:02:13] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:02:16] Why don't women like me

[00:02:42] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:02:45] Why don't women like me

[00:02:47] Take Lord Nelson with one limb

[00:02:50] Lady William Hamilton she fell for him

[00:02:52] With one eye and one arm gone west

[00:02:55] She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest

[00:02:58] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:03:00] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:03:03] Why don't women like me