《The Worst Pies In London》歌词

[00:00:00] A customer

[00:00:02] Wait what's your rush

[00:00:03] What's your hurry

[00:00:04] You gave me such a

[00:00:05] Fright i thought you was a ghost

[00:00:06] Half a minute can't ya sit

[00:00:07] Sit ya down

[00:00:08] Sit

[00:00:09] All i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks

[00:00:11] Did ya come here for a pie sir

[00:00:14] Do forgive me if my head's a little vague

[00:00:16] What is that

[00:00:17] But you'd think we had the plague

[00:00:19] From the way that people

[00:00:20] Keep avoiding

[00:00:21] No you don't

[00:00:22] Heaven knows i try sir

[00:00:24] But there's no one comes in even to inhale

[00:00:26] But there's no one comes in even to inhale

[00:00:29] Mind you i can hardly blame them

[00:00:33] These are probably the worst pies in london

[00:00:37] I know why nobody cares to take them

[00:00:39] I should know

[00:00:40] I make them

[00:00:41] But good

[00:00:43] The worst pies in london

[00:00:46] Even that's polite the worst pies in london

[00:00:50] If you doubt it take a bite

[00:00:54] Is that just disgusting

[00:00:57] You have to concede it

[00:00:59] It's nothing but crusting

[00:01:02] Here drink this you'll need it

[00:01:05] The worst pies in london

[00:01:08] And no wonder with the price of meat

[00:01:10] What it is

[00:01:11] When you get it

[00:01:12] Never thought i'd live to see the day

[00:01:14] Men'd think it was a treat

[00:01:16] Findin' poor

[00:01:16] Animals

[00:01:17] What are dyin' in the street

[00:01:19] Mrs mooney has a pie shop

[00:01:22] Does a business but i notice something weird

[00:01:24] Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared

[00:01:27] Have to hand it to her

[00:01:28] What i calls

[00:01:29] Enterprise

[00:01:30] Poppin' pussies into pies

[00:01:32] Wouldn't do in my shop

[00:01:34] Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick

[00:01:37] And i'm telling you them pussycats is quick

[00:01:40] No denying times is hard sir

[00:01:44] Even harder than the worst pies in london

[00:01:48] Only lard and nothing more

[00:01:49] Is that just revolting

[00:01:52] All greasy and gritty

[00:01:54] It looks like it's molting

[00:01:56] And tastes like we'll pity

[00:02:01] A woman alone with limited wind

[00:02:08] And the worst pies in london

[00:02:14] Ah sir

[00:02:16] Times is hard

[00:02:19] Times is hard

[00:02:23] The Worst Pies In London - Stephen Sondheim