《The Laughing Policeman》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laughing Policeman

[00:00:03] - Four Marks Primary School

[00:00:08] I know a fat old policeman

[00:00:09] He's always on our street

[00:00:11] A fat and jolly red faced man

[00:00:13] He really is a treat

[00:00:15] He's too kind for a policeman

[00:00:17] He's never known to frown

[00:00:19] And everybody says

[00:00:20] He is the happiest man in town

[00:00:46] He laughs upon point duty

[00:00:48] He laughs upon his beat

[00:00:50] He laughs at everybody

[00:00:51] When he's walking in the street

[00:00:54] He never can stop laughing

[00:00:55] He says he's never tried

[00:00:57] But once he did arrest a man

[00:00:59] And laughed until he cried

[00:01:24] So if you chance to meet him

[00:01:26] While walking around the town

[00:01:28] Shake him by his fat old hand

[00:01:30] And give him half a crown

[00:01:32] His eyes will beam and sparkle

[00:01:33] He'll gurgle with delight

[00:01:36] And then you'll start him laughing

[00:01:38] With all his blessed might