《My Attorney Bernie(Live)》歌词

[00:00:00] My Attorney Bernie (Live) - Blossom Dearie (布洛森·迪儿莉)/Phil Scorgie

[00:00:02] Written by：Dave Frishberg

[00:00:18] I'm impressed

[00:00:20] With my attorney Bernie

[00:00:24] I'm impressed

[00:00:25] With his influential friends

[00:00:30] He's got very big connections

[00:00:33] And I follow his directions

[00:00:36] Bernie knows his way around

[00:00:38] And so I always do what Bernie recommends

[00:00:44] I am blessed

[00:00:47] With my attorney Bernie

[00:00:50] I'm impressed

[00:00:52] With the way he runs the store

[00:00:56] He's got dodger season boxes

[00:00:59] And an office full of foxes

[00:01:02] It's amazing all the different things

[00:01:05] Your average guy might need a lawyer for

[00:01:10] Bernie tells me what to do

[00:01:13] Bernie lays it on the line

[00:01:16] Bernie says we sue we sue

[00:01:19] Bernie says we sign we sign

[00:01:33] I'm in touch

[00:01:36] With my attorney Bernie

[00:01:40] In a clutch

[00:01:41] He can speed right to the scene

[00:01:46] And if I'm locked up in the jail

[00:01:48] With just one phone call for my bail

[00:01:51] He said to call his club collect

[00:01:54] Or deal directly with his answering machine

[00:02:00] And when I dine

[00:02:02] With my attorney Bernie

[00:02:06] He buys wine

[00:02:07] From the rare imported rack

[00:02:12] That's 'cause Bernie is a purist

[00:02:14] And not your polyester tourist

[00:02:17] Bernie waves the glass around awhile

[00:02:20] Then takes a sip and always sends it back

[00:02:25] Bernie tells me what to do

[00:02:28] Bernie lays it on the line

[00:02:31] Bernie says we sue we sue

[00:02:34] Bernie says we sign we sign

[00:02:49] I admire

[00:02:52] My attorney Bernie

[00:02:55] I admire

[00:02:57] Any guy who knows his stuff

[00:03:01] Sure we blew a couple ventures

[00:03:04] With a counterfeit debentures

[00:03:07] But you win a few you lose a few

[00:03:10] Like Bernie says you keep on hanging tough

[00:03:15] Thanks to you

[00:03:18] My attorney Bernie

[00:03:21] Thanks to you

[00:03:23] I'm considered well to do

[00:03:27] Sure I made out like a bandit

[00:03:30] Just exactly like you planned it

[00:03:33] But like Murray my accountant

[00:03:35] Told me yesterday I owe it all to you

[00:03:41] Bernie tells me what to do

[00:03:43] Bernie lays it on the line

[00:03:46] Bernie says we sue we sue

[00:03:49] Bernie says we sign we sign

[00:03:58] On the dotted line