《That’s Just My Luck(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] That's Just My Luck - Rodney Carrington

[00:00:05] I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower

[00:00:10] Bumped my head on the faucit

[00:00:12] And it bled for a whole damn hour

[00:00:15] I didn't have time for breakfast

[00:00:16] So i walked right to the door

[00:00:20] I walked outside and realized

[00:00:22] That my ride wasn't there no more

[00:00:25] That's just my luck

[00:00:28] Somebody stole my truck

[00:00:30] Just leaving me stuck

[00:00:33] What an insensitive shmuck

[00:00:35] My stomach is rumbling and my head's in pain

[00:00:38] I'm standing outside in the pouring rain

[00:00:40] I can't get to work that's just my luck

[00:00:45] Well i walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call

[00:00:50] I told him i'd be late for work he said

[00:00:53] Don't bother coming at all

[00:00:55] I tried to tell him that my truck was gone

[00:00:57] But he said that he didn't care

[00:01:00] Then he slammed down the telephone now

[00:01:02] I'm deaf in my right ear

[00:01:05] That just my luck

[00:01:08] Now my ear don't work

[00:01:10] It realy hurts

[00:01:13] My ex boss is a jerk

[00:01:16] I ain't got much cash the rent is due

[00:01:18] Somethin's sticking to my left shoe

[00:01:21] I just stepped in what that's just my luck

[00:01:26] Well i walked down to the local bar

[00:01:28] With the few dollars that i had

[00:01:31] I asked a pretty lady if she would dance

[00:01:33] And her boyfriend he got mad

[00:01:36] I pulled out an old hickory stick he pulled out a gun

[00:01:40] I looked around the four corners of the bar

[00:01:43] But there wasn't any place to run

[00:01:46] That's just my luck

[00:01:48] Cause i got wood and he's got lead

[00:01:51] And he's really red

[00:01:54] I think i'm dead

[00:01:56] Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write

[00:01:59] He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight

[00:02:01] There ain't nuthing wrong with that it was just his luck

[00:02:06] Naw there ain't nuthing wrong with that it was just his luck