《水浒0061》歌词

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[00:00:00] 王婆子

[00:00:02] 向西门庆讲述十风光

[00:00:08] 您说这老家伙坏道有多多

[00:00:13] 难为他怎么想来的

[00:00:18] 他说

[00:00:20] 如果你来了

[00:00:23] 就夸潘金莲的手艺好

[00:00:28] 他要不跟你搭个话

[00:00:31] 不作正面交谈

[00:00:34] 完了

[00:00:36] 诶

[00:00:36] 倘若他能搭个话

[00:00:39] 你们俩有来言去语

[00:00:42] 这就叫五风光

[00:00:47] 该吃饭的时候

[00:00:49] 大爷你多掏点钱

[00:00:52] 你说

[00:00:52] 咱们在一起吃顿饭

[00:00:55] 我老婆的

[00:00:56] 去买

[00:00:57] 如果潘金莲执意要走

[00:01:00] 不跟咱们同席

[00:01:02] 完了

[00:01:05] 他要说嘴说走

[00:01:08] 没动弹

[00:01:10] 果然跟咱们在一起吃饭了

[00:01:12] 六风光

[00:01:16] 在席前

[00:01:18] 你要给他敬酒

[00:01:20] 他要不喝完了

[00:01:22] 他要喝七风光

[00:01:28] 到了时候我一看

[00:01:30] 时机差不多了

[00:01:32] 我说酒菜不够了

[00:01:34] 我再买点去

[00:01:36] 您再给我拿俩钱儿

[00:01:38] 我一走

[00:01:39] 他也非要走不可

[00:01:42] 完了

[00:01:43] 他要干说走不动地方八风光

[00:01:49] 我走之后把门道带着你呀

[00:01:53] 假装用袖子或者不注意把筷子拨楞到地上

[00:01:58] 你以捡筷子为名

[00:02:01] 哈下腰去摸他的脚

[00:02:05] 他要翻脸完了

[00:02:07] 要不翻脸九成光

[00:02:12] 那剩下那一成我就甭交给您了

[00:02:16] 您还不会吗

[00:02:18] 嗯

[00:02:18] 这不就是十风光吗

[00:02:21] 诶诶哎呀干娘啊

[00:02:26] 我太服您了

[00:02:28] 您这一说

[00:02:30] 我是茅塞顿开

[00:02:33] 受益匪浅呐

[00:02:36] 嗯

[00:02:36] 感谢感谢

[00:02:38] 要照您这么说

[00:02:40] 这有十成十的把握了

[00:02:42] 王婆一拨了脑袋

[00:02:44] 也不尽然

[00:02:46] 呃

[00:02:46] 意外的事情总是会发现的

[00:02:50] 这么估计着

[00:02:52] 不至于发生什么意外

[00:02:54] 但愿一切顺利

[00:02:57] 老天爷保佑着

[00:02:59] 咱们试试看

[00:03:02] 老干娘

[00:03:03] 什么时候着手看

[00:03:06] 你得先给我买寿衣的布料啊

[00:03:09] 越贵越好

[00:03:11] 诶诶诶

[00:03:12] 我现在就买去

[00:03:14] 咱没说嘛

[00:03:15] 西门庆在这方面可舍得花钱了

[00:03:19] 到了

[00:03:20] 绸缎庄

[00:03:21] 什么好扯什么

[00:03:23] 给王婆子

[00:03:25] 买了一匹绸子

[00:03:26] 一匹缎子

[00:03:28] 一匹丝锦

[00:03:30] 都是挺名贵的

[00:03:32] 花了五六十两啊

[00:03:35] 乐呵呵的

[00:03:36] 给抱到茶馆

[00:03:38] 交给王婆

[00:03:40] 王婆说行了行了

[00:03:42] 嗯

[00:03:43] 你兜里还有零钱

[00:03:45] 有有有

[00:03:45] 要多少

[00:03:47] 再给留个十两

[00:03:49] 二十两的

[00:03:50] 万一有个意外的花销呢

[00:03:52] 嗯

[00:03:53] 呃

[00:03:54] 把钱留下之后你走

[00:03:56] 你明天晚上到这儿来

[00:03:58] 听信儿

[00:04:00] 行了

[00:04:02] 西门庆又给留了三十两银子

[00:04:04] 乐呵呵走了

[00:04:06] 这王婆子高高兴兴睡觉了

[00:04:09] 到了第二天

[00:04:10] 他早早的起来盯着

[00:04:13] 一看武大郎

[00:04:14] 开开门

[00:04:16] 挑着炊饼挑走了

[00:04:20] 他心中高兴

[00:04:21] 知道就剩潘金莲了

[00:04:24] 又等了一会儿

[00:04:25] 对着镜子把头梳了梳

[00:04:28] 夹着这三匹好东西

[00:04:31] 去叫潘金莲的门

[00:04:35] 潘金莲他们家很少很少有人来串门

[00:04:41] 一听砸门

[00:04:42] 赶紧把门开开了一瞅

[00:04:45] 是隔壁的王妈妈

[00:04:49] 潘金莲跟他比较熟悉

[00:04:52] 不然的话请武松吃饭

[00:04:54] 能把他请来给掌勺吗

[00:04:58] 邻居嘛

[00:04:59] 互相都得帮助

[00:05:01] 互相借用

[00:05:03] 因此非常热情的把他请到楼上

[00:05:07] 王婆子进屋之后

[00:05:08] 东瞅瞅西看看

[00:05:10] 哟哟

[00:05:10] 大娘子啊

[00:05:12] 你看你这屋收拾得多干净

[00:05:14] 连个草刺儿都没有真是个利索人儿啊

[00:05:18] 潘金莲也客气了几句

[00:05:21] 然后王婆子说

[00:05:24] 哎呀

[00:05:25] 大娘子啊

[00:05:25] 你说这年月办点儿什么事有多难呢

[00:05:29] 嗯

[00:05:30] 拿我老婆子来说吧

[00:05:32] 光身一个人呢

[00:05:34] 处处碰壁

[00:05:36] 苦不堪言呐

[00:05:39] 且不说料理家里这些事儿

[00:05:42] 在外边儿办点儿事儿

[00:05:44] 谁理你哟

[00:05:48] 干娘您指什么说的

[00:05:51] 诶甭说别的

[00:05:52] 我60 多奔70 的人了

[00:05:55] 有今天没明天了

[00:05:57] 正所谓今天脱下鞋和袜

[00:06:01] 不知明日穿不穿呢

[00:06:04] 也许睡一觉就睡死了

[00:06:07] 我不得把后事做个料理吗

[00:06:10] 诶

[00:06:11] 我就想到啊

[00:06:12] 做身儿受益

[00:06:14] 等我死的时候

[00:06:16] 再留下点棺材本钱

[00:06:19] 哪怕哀求邻居呢

[00:06:21] 把我抬出去埋葬了

[00:06:24] 别使我这老骨头白骨

[00:06:27] 现天狼拉狗啃

[00:06:29] 我就心满意足了看

[00:06:33] 好心人可真有

[00:06:35] 有一位大善人知道我老婆子不容易

[00:06:40] 给我买了这么几块衣料

[00:06:44] 你看看

[00:06:44] 怎么样

[00:06:45] 说着打开了潘金莲一看

[00:06:48] 呀

[00:06:49] 这都是上好名贵的东西啊

[00:06:53] 这得花多少银子

[00:06:54] 不错吧

[00:06:55] 我可不是内行

[00:06:57] 但我觉着这玩意儿钱少花不了

[00:07:00] 这是那位大善人呢

[00:07:02] 施舍给我的

[00:07:04] 我寻思

[00:07:05] 找个手艺好的给我做做

[00:07:08] 结果腿都跑细了

[00:07:10] 人家不收活儿

[00:07:13] 你说

[00:07:14] 这不是瞧不起我这个孤老婆子吗

[00:07:18] 衣料有了

[00:07:19] 瞪眼做不了

[00:07:21] 愁人不愁人呢

[00:07:23] 今天我来呀

[00:07:25] 求他大嫂给我帮个忙

[00:07:27] 你看那个手艺好的收活的那人

[00:07:31] 给我介绍个一份两份的

[00:07:33] 我也感恩不尽

[00:07:36] 潘金莲一听

[00:07:39] 妈妈

[00:07:40] 这么办吧

[00:07:41] 如果您要不嫌弃的话

[00:07:44] 我给您做得了呦

[00:07:46] 那怎么劳驾的起呢

[00:07:49] 您说这话就见外了

[00:07:51] 我们也不少

[00:07:52] 求您呢

[00:07:54] 我有事

[00:07:54] 不照样找您去吗

[00:07:56] 可我闲着也是闲着

[00:07:58] 待着也是待着

[00:07:59] 带着手把这活儿就做了

[00:08:02] 哎哟

[00:08:02] 大娘子

[00:08:03] 你要能做

[00:08:04] 我肯真是求之不得呀

[00:08:06] 咱这么说吧

[00:08:07] 就是那好裁缝也不如你的手头漂亮啊

[00:08:13] 一风光

[00:08:15] 王婆子心说

[00:08:16] 行了

[00:08:17] 有一成把握了

[00:08:19] 哎呀

[00:08:20] 他那嘴多能聊啊

[00:08:22] 把这活儿就放这儿了

[00:08:24] 但是王婆子大大咯咯的又说

[00:08:28] 我说他大哥回来还得做炊饼

[00:08:32] 这玩意儿

[00:08:33] 你这屋也不宽敞

[00:08:35] 把案子一条摆开

[00:08:37] 我真有点儿于心不忍

[00:08:39] 我看这样吧

[00:08:41] 可是我们家作家

[00:08:44] 你呢

[00:08:45] 到我家去帮着我干活

[00:08:48] 潘金莲说不必了

[00:08:50] 我这收拾收拾这屋还行

[00:08:52] 哎

[00:08:53] 他大娘子是这么回事儿啊

[00:08:54] 我那不还开着个破茶馆吗

[00:08:57] 多少的

[00:08:58] 我还得卖几壶水挣俩钱儿啊

[00:09:01] 你要上我那儿做去呢

[00:09:03] 我一面学干活

[00:09:05] 一方面还能照料我那个破买卖

[00:09:08] 你看怎么样

[00:09:09] 有大事小情

[00:09:11] 我还能给你打打下手

[00:09:13] 比在你家不是方便多了吗

[00:09:17] 潘金莲一听

[00:09:18] 可也是这么个理儿

[00:09:20] 好吧

[00:09:22] 要这样

[00:09:23] 等明天我当家的走了之后

[00:09:26] 我就到您那儿去干活

[00:09:28] 哎哟

[00:09:28] 我可谢谢了

[00:09:29] 我可谢谢了

[00:09:31] 王婆子心说

[00:09:32] 二风光成了

[00:09:35] 夹着东西走了

[00:09:37] 潘金莲

[00:09:39] 根本也想不到有旁的事儿

[00:09:43] 一切都正常

[00:09:45] 头天咱不提

[00:09:48] 当天晚上啊

[00:09:50] 西门庆来了

[00:09:53] 王婆子

[00:09:53] 告诉他

[00:09:54] 来

[00:09:54] 听信儿嘛

[00:09:55] 西门庆像个狗似的

[00:09:57] 四外无人

[00:09:58] 探头缩脑就问

[00:10:00] 干娘怎么样

[00:10:02] 两风光了

[00:10:03] 你放心吧啊

[00:10:05] 明儿个武大娘子到我这儿来做活

[00:10:09] 你耐着点性子

[00:10:10] 三天之内可不行

[00:10:12] 来

[00:10:12] 你回家数着啊

[00:10:13] 第四天再上这儿来

[00:10:15] 诶诶好好好好

[00:10:18] 西门庆走了

[00:10:21] 转过天来

[00:10:22] 武大郎卖炊饼去了

[00:10:25] 潘金莲把家收拾收拾

[00:10:27] 倒锁了门

[00:10:29] 然后来到王婆子家

[00:10:32] 王婆子早给准备好了

[00:10:34] 盛情款待

[00:10:35] 有说有笑

[00:10:37] 赶紧把衣链打开

[00:10:39] 量了量尺码

[00:10:41] 潘金莲开始做活

[00:10:44] 这王婆子出来一趟进去一趟

[00:10:46] 还有喝水的

[00:10:48] 有打水的

[00:10:49] 他得忙活这些事儿

[00:10:51] 但是大部分时间都在潘金莲身边

[00:10:55] 假装学活儿

[00:10:58] 飞针走线啊

[00:11:00] 难得你一双巧手啊

[00:11:03] 哎呀

[00:11:04] 就我年轻那会儿

[00:11:05] 也赶不上你呀

[00:11:07] 我见过那个裁缝多了

[00:11:09] 加到一块儿也赶不上大娘子

[00:11:13] 你看他这顿吹捧

[00:11:15] 捧的人都肉麻呀

[00:11:19] 到了晚上

[00:11:21] 潘金莲走了

[00:11:23] 你得给武大郎去做饭去

[00:11:25] 第二天照样上这儿做活

[00:11:28] 该做饭

[00:11:29] 回去做饭

[00:11:30] 这三天都是比较正常的

[00:11:34] 到了第四天

[00:11:35] 潘金莲又来了

[00:11:37] 这活儿做了一半了

[00:11:39] 低着头

[00:11:40] 正在缝活儿之时

[00:11:42] 王婆子伸脖子往街上一看

[00:11:45] 西门庆撺掇撺掇来了

[00:11:50] 这小子刚到外头

[00:11:52] 王婆子就迎上去了

[00:11:54] 西门庆用手往屋一指

[00:11:57] 王婆子点了点头

[00:11:58] 那意思在屋呢

[00:12:00] 西门庆压低了声音

[00:12:02] 哎呀

[00:12:03] 都把我急死了

[00:12:04] 度日如年呢

[00:12:07] 王婆子一摆手

[00:12:09] 示意他低声

[00:12:11] 先回了屋

[00:12:14] 然后西门庆这才进了屋

[00:12:18] 把潘金莲吓一跳

[00:12:20] 一瞅

[00:12:21] 一个男人进了屋了

[00:12:23] 潘金莲赶紧把头低下了

[00:12:26] 王婆子

[00:12:27] 这就叫演戏啊

[00:12:28] 哎哟哎哟

[00:12:30] 嘿嘿

[00:12:32] 哪阵香风把大官人刮这儿来了

[00:12:35] 哎哟

[00:12:36] 大官人

[00:12:36] 快坐坐坐

[00:12:37] 哎呀

[00:12:38] 我这屋这么脏啊

[00:12:39] 您

[00:12:39] 您坐哪好呢

[00:12:42] 干娘不必客气

[00:12:44] 我到这儿来看看您

[00:12:46] 哎

[00:12:47] 我知道你是个有心人哦

[00:12:49] 大慈大悲

[00:12:50] 佛光普照

[00:12:51] 你能活100岁哟

[00:12:53] 诶

[00:12:55] 来来

[00:12:55] 我先给介绍介绍啊

[00:12:57] 呃

[00:12:58] 这位就是我们隔壁的邻居武大嫂

[00:13:03] 大嫂啊

[00:13:04] 来来

[00:13:04] 我给你介绍介绍

[00:13:06] 我这三块衣料啊

[00:13:08] 有个大善人给我买的

[00:13:10] 就是这位

[00:13:12] 这位是咱们本县著名的大绅士

[00:13:15] 西门大官人单子庆

[00:13:19] 来来见见

[00:13:21] 西门庆一躬到地

[00:13:25] 潘金莲不敢用正眼看

[00:13:29] 用眼睛扫了一下呀

[00:13:32] 心说

[00:13:33] 这人我见过呀

[00:13:34] 哦

[00:13:35] 头些日子挑帘子

[00:13:37] 我没注意

[00:13:38] 正砸到这位脑袋上头

[00:13:41] 对

[00:13:42] 见过

[00:13:42] 怎么是他

[00:13:45] 初次见面

[00:13:47] 不便多问潘金莲、万福之后低着头仍然在这做活

[00:13:53] 西门庆

[00:13:54] 拉了把椅子就坐下来

[00:13:56] 两眼直勾勾盯着潘金莲

[00:14:01] 王婆子心说

[00:14:02] 你怎么傻了

[00:14:04] 你瞅你跟个木头疙瘩差不多少用手捅了一下

[00:14:08] 西门庆大官人呢

[00:14:11] 您这是从哪儿来诶

[00:14:15] 从我买卖那儿来

[00:14:17] 我知道您光身一个人很困难呢

[00:14:21] 我到这儿看看

[00:14:23] 呃

[00:14:23] 衣料做没做

[00:14:25] 还需用哪些东西

[00:14:28] 难为大官人呢

[00:14:30] 还想的这么周到

[00:14:31] 行啊

[00:14:32] 什么都不缺

[00:14:34] 大官人呢

[00:14:35] 您坐会儿啊

[00:14:36] 我现在给您烧水喝

[00:14:38] 去不

[00:14:39] 我还有事情

[00:14:40] 告辞了

[00:14:42] 这都叫演戏

[00:14:43] 王婆子拉住他

[00:14:45] 别别别别

[00:14:46] 老爷不来

[00:14:47] 我哪能放你走呢

[00:14:49] 怎么的

[00:14:49] 你得喝口水啊

[00:14:51] 沏了壶水

[00:14:53] 到屋了

[00:14:54] 大娘子啊

[00:14:55] 你也够累的了

[00:14:57] 先停下针歇一会儿吧

[00:15:00] 来也喝碗热茶

[00:15:03] 潘金莲没办法把活儿放下了

[00:15:06] 低着头在这喝着水

[00:15:08] 听他们俩闲唠

[00:15:11] 这王婆子事先早把词儿都想好了

[00:15:15] 我大官人呐

[00:15:17] 嗯

[00:15:18] 也不是我老婆子耍疯

[00:15:21] 我说的对不对的

[00:15:23] 您可别挑我的理

[00:15:25] 妈妈有话请讲

[00:15:27] 什么事

[00:15:29] 我看你这个着急的劲儿

[00:15:32] 你是不是上东关

[00:15:35] 瞅那个张喜春去

[00:15:39] 张喜春是本县有名的***

[00:15:45] 西门庆听完了

[00:15:46] 一笑

[00:15:48] 干娘

[00:15:49] 您把我看成什么人了

[00:15:52] 那种地方

[00:15:53] 我从来不去

[00:15:55] 不要听旁人胡说

[00:15:58] 是吗

[00:15:59] 但愿如此

[00:16:01] 嗯

[00:16:02] 我听说咱们西关又来个小美人儿

[00:16:06] 这小美人叫叫叫

[00:16:08] 什么大白梨是小白梨的

[00:16:11] 长得才白呢

[00:16:12] 琴棋书画无一不精

[00:16:15] 您没到那儿光顾光顾吗

[00:16:18] 妈妈

[00:16:19] 我这听您第一次提起

[00:16:21] 我从来还没听说过有这么个人

[00:16:25] 哎

[00:16:26] 但愿如此啊

[00:16:27] 大官人呢

[00:16:28] 那种地方可去不得烟花柳巷啊

[00:16:32] 有什么好处

[00:16:34] 老人不是说过吗

[00:16:36] 吃是最实在的

[00:16:38] 人以食为天呢

[00:16:40] 不吃那可太傻了

[00:16:42] 所以说吃十成喝二八

[00:16:47] 穿一半瓢白搭呀

[00:16:51] 嗯

[00:16:52] 那笔眼子钱

[00:16:54] 你不能去花去

[00:16:56] 再者说了

[00:16:57] 你家里头妻妾成群

[00:17:02] 你何必在外头瞎跑的呢

[00:17:05] 干娘说的极是

[00:17:08] 其实那都是旁人胡说而已

[00:17:12] 我确实是挺本分的

[00:17:15] 我家里妻妾成群

[00:17:17] 我用得着吗

[00:17:20] 不过呢

[00:17:21] 无风不起浪

[00:17:24] 他们之所以这么说

[00:17:26] 也是有原因的

[00:17:28] 虽然我家有一妻四妾

[00:17:33] 大人都不称我的意呀

[00:17:38] 哎

[00:17:38] 月下老不公平啊

[00:17:41] 要给我找一个称心如意的夫人

[00:17:47] 我花多少钱也在所不惜呀

[00:17:53] 哎呀

[00:17:54] 我说大官人呢

[00:17:56] 人心无举蛇吞象啊

[00:18:00] 就凭你家有钱有势

[00:18:04] 要什么没有啊

[00:18:06] 嗯

[00:18:07] 要想娶大姑娘成车桩

[00:18:11] 拿鞭子赶

[00:18:14] 上赶着的人都得排队

[00:18:18] 要提起你西门大官人来

[00:18:20] 谁人不知哪个不晓啊

[00:18:23] 跟县太爷平起平坐

[00:18:25] 上衙门搅面水儿平汤

[00:18:29] 你呀

[00:18:30] 才是真正的人上人呢

[00:18:32] 别为家里这点事儿发愁

[00:18:35] 伤损了身体

[00:18:38] 要想找那合适的

[00:18:40] 嗯

[00:18:41] 我看也不难哟

[00:18:43] 哟看

[00:18:44] 我光顾陪你

[00:18:46] 瞎说了

[00:18:47] 水都开了

[00:18:49] 这纯粹是演戏

[00:18:51] 他们俩一人说一句

[00:18:54] 一边说着

[00:18:55] 偷眼看潘金莲

[00:18:57] 这潘金莲低着头不说话

[00:19:01] 但是支棱着耳朵听着呢

[00:19:05] 偶尔眼珠转动转动

[00:19:08] 用眼角的余光瞅瞅王婆子

[00:19:11] 再标标西门庆

[00:19:14] 王婆子是察言观色呀

[00:19:18] 心说行

[00:19:19] 他动心了有门

[00:19:22] 这王婆子就这点儿能耐

[00:19:25] 能猜透人家心理变化

[00:19:29] 重新换茶

[00:19:32] 这时候就到晌午了

[00:19:35] 可武大郎啊

[00:19:36] 最近他不回来

[00:19:37] 不吃晌饭

[00:19:39] 一直把那炊饼卖完了

[00:19:42] 也就下午两三点钟回来

[00:19:46] 潘金莲不用回去做饭

[00:19:49] 王婆子就说

[00:19:50] 呦呦呦

[00:19:51] 你看看

[00:19:52] 时光过得真快呀

[00:19:54] 大官人呢

[00:19:55] 今儿你得赏我的脸

[00:19:57] 说什么我得留你在我这儿吃一顿

[00:20:01] 干娘

[00:20:02] 我怎么能叫您破费呢

[00:20:04] 您够清苦的不行

[00:20:07] 你送给我三块衣料

[00:20:09] 这得值多少钱呢

[00:20:11] 诶

[00:20:12] 两口饭都不吃

[00:20:14] 让我老婆子于心不忍

[00:20:16] 今天我出钱

[00:20:18] 一定得请您吃点

[00:20:19] 正好大娘子也在这儿呢

[00:20:21] 诶

[00:20:22] 两个好人呢

[00:20:23] 都凑到一块儿了

[00:20:24] 这不难得吗

[00:20:26] 一位出钱

[00:20:27] 一位出力

[00:20:28] 我都得报答报答

[00:20:30] 今天谁也不能走

[00:20:32] 都得在我这儿吃饭

[00:20:34] 诶

[00:20:35] 他无形中把这事儿给连在一块儿了

[00:20:37] 西门庆说

[00:20:38] 这样吧

[00:20:39] 既然是老干娘一份诚心

[00:20:43] 我不能让您花钱

[00:20:44] 他他兜里一伸手

[00:20:46] 掏出一大块银子来

[00:20:48] 故意的往桌上一蹲

[00:20:50] 当这块银子20 多两

[00:20:53] 妈妈拿去吧

[00:20:54] 随便买什么好

[00:20:56] 你买什么

[00:20:57] 剩下的留到您那儿

[00:20:59] 往后您做零花钱

[00:21:02] 诶

[00:21:03] 大官人呢

[00:21:04] 你看我请客还叫您拿钱

[00:21:06] 好吧

[00:21:06] 那我大娘子啊

[00:21:09] 你就陪大官人坐一会儿啊

[00:21:11] 我到街上买点东西去去就来

[00:21:15] 这个潘金莲那屁股挪了那么几下

[00:21:18] 这这

[00:21:20] 干娘

[00:21:21] 我诶什么也别说了

[00:21:23] 说什么我也不放你走啊

[00:21:25] 你在这儿陪着大官人

[00:21:26] 我去买东西

[00:21:28] 说着话

[00:21:28] 他走了

[00:21:31] 诶西门庆一算计行了

[00:21:34] 现在就六风光了

[00:21:37] 他没走啊

[00:21:38] 等着吧

[00:21:40] 王婆子回来都买的熟食

[00:21:43] 切吧切吧

[00:21:44] 端上来了

[00:21:45] 把酒往这儿一放

[00:21:46] 调摆桌案

[00:21:48] 三人同饮

[00:21:50] 这潘金莲晃晃头

[00:21:53] 干娘这

[00:21:55] 我还是回去才方便

[00:21:58] 哎哟

[00:21:58] 我的大娘子诶

[00:21:59] 我怎么能放你走呢

[00:22:01] 我让你白出力

[00:22:03] 什么也不吃

[00:22:04] 什么也不喝

[00:22:04] 我怎么能睡得着觉呢

[00:22:06] 不行

[00:22:06] 今天你说什么也得在这吃饭

[00:22:09] 何况还有大官人在这儿

[00:22:12] 说着

[00:22:12] 把酒满上了

[00:22:14] 西门庆把酒端起来了

[00:22:16] 诶

[00:22:17] 干娘

[00:22:19] 祝您长寿百年

[00:22:23] 祝这位大嫂

[00:22:26] 也身体强健

[00:22:28] 来

[00:22:29] 为初次见面

[00:22:31] 咱们干了这杯

[00:22:32] 哎呀

[00:22:33] 这词儿说的真好听

[00:22:34] 好

[00:22:35] 祝你吉言了

[00:22:36] 大娘子

[00:22:37] 把杯举起来

[00:22:38] 潘金莲也喝了

[00:22:41] 诶这杯酒一下肚儿七风光

[00:22:46] 喝着喝着

[00:22:47] 这王婆子一看

[00:22:49] 差不多少了

[00:22:50] 王婆子看看桌上

[00:22:52] 哎哟

[00:22:53] 你看那今天咱这胃口还都不错呀

[00:22:57] 我觉着买的不少

[00:22:59] 你看剩不多了

[00:23:01] 我再去打点好酒

[00:23:03] 今天一醉方休

[00:23:05] 大官人呢

[00:23:06] 你陪大娘子坐一会儿啊

[00:23:08] 我现在就买去

[00:23:10] 说着

[00:23:11] 转身就走

[00:23:13] 潘金莲的屁股又挪了几下

[00:23:16] 干娘

[00:23:16] 我看不必了

[00:23:18] 这就够了

[00:23:18] 哎

[00:23:19] 干什么够啊

[00:23:21] 越丰盛越好

[00:23:23] 他走了

[00:23:24] 潘金莲没动地方

[00:23:26] 王婆子心说妥了

[00:23:28] 八风光

[00:23:30] 到外头偷偷把门锁上了

[00:23:33] 他哪儿也没去

[00:23:35] 搬了把椅子

[00:23:37] 坐到茶棚下面给放风去了

[00:23:42] 西门庆一看王婆子走了

[00:23:44] 也有点儿紧张

[00:23:46] 沉默了片刻

[00:23:48] 给潘金莲满了一杯

[00:23:50] 非让潘金莲喝

[00:23:52] 潘金莲一乐

[00:23:53] 抿了一口

[00:23:55] 低头不语

[00:23:58] 这西门庆啊

[00:23:59] 假装用袖子一挂

[00:24:01] 啪嗒

[00:24:02] 筷子掉地上了

[00:24:03] 嗯

[00:24:04] 西门庆借此为由

[00:24:07] 假装捡筷子哈下腰来

[00:24:11] 潘金莲穿的是裙子

[00:24:13] 盖着脚呢

[00:24:14] 这小子色胆包天

[00:24:17] 把手伸过去

[00:24:18] 一掐潘金莲的脚

[00:24:22] 哎呀

[00:24:23] 在过去那时候女人都缠足啊

[00:24:27] 不让别人看那脚还能动吗

[00:24:32] 动脚

[00:24:33] 要不翻脸

[00:24:35] 九风光

[00:24:39] 西门庆一掐着脚

[00:24:41] 仰脸一看

[00:24:42] 潘金莲瞅着他一笑

[00:24:46] 没反对

[00:24:48] 这小子一看行了

[00:24:49] 扑通给潘金莲跪下了

[00:24:52] 娘子啊

[00:24:54] 容我申诉肺腑

[00:24:58] 这小子说这套词儿不用备课

[00:25:02] 滔滔不断

[00:25:04] 口似悬河呀

[00:25:07] 潘金莲早有此意

[00:25:12] 因为西门庆的小伙长得也帅

[00:25:14] 又有钱

[00:25:17] 跟那武大郎怎么比呀

[00:25:20] 什么叫道德呀

[00:25:22] 什么叫廉耻啊

[00:25:24] 全都不存在了

[00:25:27] 这一对****才坐下了不才之事