《Space Olympics》歌词

[00:00:02] The Lonely Island - Space Olympics

[00:00:10] Reach for the stars

[00:00:17] Whoa, yeah..

[00:00:24] You stand on a distant planet

[00:00:27] Skyline of red plateaus

[00:00:29] Strange air and vegetation

[00:00:32] You're a winner

[00:00:34] Welcome to the space olympics

[00:00:37] The year 3022

[00:00:39] Take part in a grand tradition

[00:00:42] Your name that goes in the halls of the universe

[00:00:44] Oh, yeah...

[00:00:57] Believe in yourself

[00:01:02] Take your game into outer space

[00:01:05] Every single galatic athlete

[00:01:07] Needs an ID coded badge

[00:01:10] Drug tests are mandatory

[00:01:12] You're a winner

[00:01:15] The athlete's village is on Zargon

[00:01:17] You all get a junior suite

[00:01:20] We don't cover incidentals

[00:01:22] So keep your a** out the mini-bar

[00:01:28] You're the best in the world

[00:01:32] Brace yourself cause there's no gravity

[00:01:38] You're in the mother f**kin space olympics

[00:01:42] Yeah..

[00:01:46] You'll be known by every nation

[00:01:48] You'll only get one meal a day

[00:01:50] There was a bit of a budget snafu

[00:01:53] And food funding is insufficient

[00:01:55] We can't really enforce a curfew

[00:01:58] As there is no light or sound

[00:02:01] Just one of the many problems

[00:02:03] With hosting a sporting event in space

[00:02:06] "Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments"

[00:02:11] Space disc is totally cancelled

[00:02:13] Space swords is totally cancelled

[00:02:16] Space luge is also cancelled

[00:02:18] And all other events are pending

[00:02:21] Welcome to your space olympics

[00:02:23] All the oxygen has run out

[00:02:26] And someone who will not be named

[00:02:28] Accidentally hit self-destruct

[00:02:31] As you file to your escape pods

[00:02:33] I'll distract the alien hoards

[00:02:36] And as I stare death in the face

[00:02:38] I know my sins will take me to hell

[00:02:41] You do it for the love

[00:02:45] My love

[00:02:48] And there ain't no woman that can take your spot, my love