《Tor Kraft(From “Stories From Norway”)》歌词

[00:00:00] Tor Kraft - Ylvis (伊尔维萨克兄弟)

[00:00:00] Written by：Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Christian Løchstøer & Lars Devik

[00:00:00] Producer：Lars Devik/Ylvis

[00:00:06] Shut up and listen I will show you how it's done

[00:00:09] The process with your diving board has already begun

[00:00:12] I can already tell that you're thinking too small

[00:00:16] You need to build big or build nothing at all

[00:00:19] I know it's not politically correct to say

[00:00:22] But diving boards are tiny and well kind of gay

[00:00:25] I won't hear another word about this diving board crap

[00:00:29] Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the map

[00:00:32] He's the man who makes it bigger

[00:00:34] Tor can make it stronger

[00:00:36] Everything is better with Kraft

[00:00:39] He will use his power

[00:00:41] Maximize the tower Tor Kraft

[00:00:47] Priscilla cup of coffee

[00:00:49] No the small one

[00:00:50] The small one

[00:00:51] Thank you

[00:00:52] You see everything looks better if you maximize

[00:00:55] If you like it then imagine it twice the size

[00:00:58] Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten

[00:01:02] And then triple and quadruple it again and again

[00:01:05] For location I'm thinking in the middle of the lake

[00:01:09] Pointless and expensive and hard to make

[00:01:12] Then we add a bridge built with floating cement

[00:01:15] And then we scale it up 500 percent

[00:01:20] He's the man who makes it bigger

[00:01:22] Tor can make it stronger

[00:01:24] Everything is better with Kraft

[00:01:27] Watch him use his power

[00:01:29] To maximize the tower Tor Kraft

[00:01:34] Quiet when he's etching

[00:01:35] Silent when he's sketching

[00:01:37] Genius at work Tor Kraft

[00:01:41] Look he is on fire

[00:01:42] Architect Messiah Tor Kraft

[00:01:46] Yes yes yes I did it

[00:01:51] The tower is finished

[00:01:54] Genius creation

[00:01:55] Diving board sensation

[00:01:57] Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft

[00:01:59] The tower's finished

[00:02:00] Kraft you need it

[00:02:02] Kraft he makes it

[00:02:04] Kraft

[00:02:07] He's Tor Kraft

[00:02:07] Kraft