《Stumpmaster Remix》歌词

[00:00:00] I'd like to find the guy

[00:00:04] Who done me wrong

[00:00:06] And stuck my faget arse up

[00:00:09] On this Christmas tree

[00:00:24] Who put the stump

[00:00:25] In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump

[00:00:27] Who took and jammed it

[00:00:28] In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong

[00:00:30] Who stood the wood

[00:00:31] Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop

[00:00:33] Who put the stick

[00:00:34] Up my hipty-dipty-dip

[00:00:35] Who was that man

[00:00:38] He shoved it up my can

[00:00:41] And left me stranded on this Christmas tree (Yeah )

[00:00:52] When this angel heard

[00:00:55] Chop-ba-ba-bop di-chop-ba-ba-bop

[00:00:58] A dreadful fear went right into my heart

[00:01:03] Those pine tree needles sting me

[00:01:06] Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong

[00:01:09] You'll never know how much that smarts (Hooah )

[00:01:14] So who put the stump

[00:01:15] In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump

[00:01:17] Who took and jammed it

[00:01:19] In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong

[00:01:20] Who stood the wood

[00:01:21] Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop

[00:01:23] Who put the stick

[00:01:24] Up my hipty-dipty-dip

[00:01:25] Who took that bush

[00:01:28] And crammed it in my tush

[00:01:31] He made this angel beg for mercy please (Yow )

[00:01:48] Each night when I'm alone

[00:01:51] Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity

[00:01:52] Scratchity scratchity shoop

[00:01:54] It sets my tiny bottom all aglow

[00:01:59] And every time I wiggle

[00:02:02] Slipty-din-de-din slipty-din-de-din

[00:02:05] A little further in it goes (Ohhh/Yeah )

[00:02:13] Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump

[00:02:14] Ram-a-lam-a ding dong

[00:02:16] Slipty-din-de-din

[00:02:17] Poopity poopity shoop

[00:02:18] Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump

[00:02:20] Ram-a-lam-a ding dong

[00:02:21] Slipty-din-de-din