《Dare to Be Stupid》歌词

[00:00:00] Dare to Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:24] Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

[00:00:27] It's time for us to join in the fight

[00:00:29] It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

[00:00:32] It's time to let the bedbugs bite

[00:00:34] You better put all your eggs in one basket

[00:00:37] You better count your chickens before they hatch

[00:00:40] You better sell some wine before it's sit time

[00:00:42] You better find yourself an itch to scratch

[00:00:46] You better squeeze all the charmin' you can while mr wimpole's not around

[00:00:51] Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

[00:00:59] Talk with your mouth full

[00:01:02] Bite the hand that feeds you

[00:01:04] Bite on more than you chew

[00:01:06] What can you do

[00:01:08] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:10] Take some wooden nickles

[00:01:12] Look for mr goodbar

[00:01:15] Get your mojo working now

[00:01:17] I'll show you how

[00:01:18] You can dare to be stupid

[00:01:21] You can turn the other cheek

[00:01:23] You can just give up the ship

[00:01:26] You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

[00:01:30] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:32] Come on and dare to be stupid

[00:01:34] It's so easy to do

[00:01:35] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:37] We're all waiting for you

[00:01:38] Let's go

[00:01:49] It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

[00:01:52] So can i have a volunteer

[00:01:55] There's no more time for crying over spilled milk

[00:01:57] Now it's time for crying in your beer

[00:02:00] Settle down raise a family join the pta

[00:02:03] Buy some sensible shoes and a chevyrolet

[00:02:06] And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away

[00:02:08] It's ok you can dare to be stupid

[00:02:11] It's like spitting on a fish

[00:02:14] It's like barking up a tree

[00:02:17] It's like i said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

[00:02:21] Dare to be stupid yes

[00:02:22] Why don't you dare to be stupid

[00:02:25] It's so easy to do

[00:02:26] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:27] We're all waiting for you

[00:02:29] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:30] Burn your candle at both ends

[00:02:32] Look a gift horse in the mouth

[00:02:36] Mashed potatoes can be your friends

[00:02:43] You can be a coffee achiever

[00:02:45] You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver

[00:02:48] The future's up to you

[00:02:50] So what you gonna do

[00:02:51] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:52] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:54] What did i say

[00:02:55] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:56] Tell me what did i say

[00:02:58] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:59] It's alright

[00:03:00] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:01] We can be stupid all night

[00:03:03] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:04] Come on join the crowd

[00:03:06] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:07] Shout it out loud

[00:03:08] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:10] I can't hear you

[00:03:11] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:12] Ok i can hear you now

[00:03:14] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:15] Let's go dare to be stupid

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