《1-900 L.L. Cool J(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] 1-900 L.L. Cool J - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷)

[00:00:10] Yo "Hello 1-900-LL Cool J "

[00:00:13] Yeah whassup

[00:00:13] "Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me "

[00:00:16] Yeah I can do that check this one out honey

[00:00:20] I motivate accelerate

[00:00:22] Devestate and dominate

[00:00:25] I don't smoke crack so I won't lose weight

[00:00:27] Give me the p**sy and the money

[00:00:29] And the mic and I'm straight

[00:00:30] Go to a resteraunt give me steak

[00:00:32] Then cook my chicken with Shake'n'Bake

[00:00:35] I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake

[00:00:37] How much money can one black man make Huh

[00:00:40] I'm what's known as a true dynamiter

[00:00:42] I write rhymes fast without a typewriter

[00:00:45] Go with the flow but no I'm not a biter

[00:00:47] Can't compare a cock-a-roach and a spider

[00:00:50] Hell you might as well get a glass of punch

[00:00:52] Cause you're bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch huh

[00:00:55] And bitin my rhymes ain't slick

[00:00:57] I got your gold teeth marks all over my

[00:01:00] Complications and aggravation

[00:01:02] An unnecessary-sation

[00:01:05] I'm like Sunkist good vibrations

[00:01:07] Your al-blum sounds like a compilation

[00:01:10] Cool out grab a seat and listen

[00:01:13] Cause I'ma start dismissin

[00:01:15] Sucker MC's who's out there frontin

[00:01:17] Talkin all that yang yo you smokin somethin

[00:01:19] Shoulda treated me royal yo he wasn't loyal

[00:01:22] Now it's all about chaos and turmoil

[00:01:26] gimme that microphone

[00:01:26] I'ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone

[00:01:31] Yo "Hello is this 1-900-LL Cool J "

[00:01:34] Yeah whassup

[00:01:36] "Can you tell me what you do when you're coolin out "

[00:01:38] Yo check this out

[00:01:40] Now when I'm coolin out no time for a granny

[00:01:42] Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties

[00:01:45] "Can LL *censored* " Man can he

[00:01:47] I tell you what give up the fanny

[00:01:50] Cause on a bedroom tomb J swift

[00:01:52] Not too big but nothin to play with

[00:01:55] In addition you on a mission

[00:01:57] You need to audition for another position

[00:02:00] Doin damage is a crew tradition

[00:02:02] Name your next al-blum intermission

[00:02:05] You're full of preservatives -- plus

[00:02:08] You're too conservative

[00:02:10] I'm full of flair savoir faire debonairre

[00:02:12] There's no competition for this here

[00:02:15] So don't waste your time and breath

[00:02:18] I'm givin you all a big F

[00:02:20] MC's I envelop

[00:02:22] as the song goes on the rhyme develops

[00:02:24] I'm asiatic acrobatic charismatic

[00:02:28] You don't want no static

[00:02:30] Anyway I ain't havin it

[00:02:32] When I see the microphone -- I'm grabbin it

[00:02:35] Plug it in and take charge

[00:02:37] LL XL Xtra-Large

[00:02:40] KnowhatI'msayin Peace

[00:02:42] Hello

[00:02:43] Hello whassup girl

[00:02:44] How you doin girl I been tryin to call you all day

[00:02:46] Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin

[00:02:49] Some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me

[00:02:51] Word I spoke to him today too

[00:02:53] Them rhymes WAS pumpin

[00:02:55] Well not to cut you short

[00:02:56] But I gotta go cause my man is here

[00:02:58] Alright

[00:02:59] See-ya