《Talking Turkey》歌词

[00:04:20] You get the hotel,

[00:04:20] I'll get the box of wine.

[00:04:20] No sadder words had been spoken,

[00:04:20] Since the dawn of time.

[00:04:20] When we were young,

[00:04:20] We never think that it will come to this,

[00:04:20] Because you only get one shot;

[00:04:20] I took my shot and missed.

[00:04:20] She said "You just keep it still love,

[00:04:20] I'll get the cameras going".

[00:04:20] I'm still amazed at the things I do,

[00:04:20] To keep my debts from growing.

[00:04:20] She says "We've got some sort of symbiotic relationship",

[00:04:20] And for our purposes,

[00:04:20] She says she finds me well equipped.

[00:04:20] (She's barkin' up my tree),

[00:04:20] (And bouncin' on my knee).

[00:04:20] Like some sort of Buddha-baby!

[00:04:20] (She's talkin' turkey),

[00:04:20] (Smokin' my jerky).

[00:04:20] I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin',

[00:04:20] Build some more shelves cause we're gonna keep stockin',

[00:04:20] We can talk turkey till the turkey starts talkin' to me!

[00:04:20] Her stomach's bigger than my eyes!

[00:04:20] (Happy Thanksgiving, baby!)

[00:04:20] She smothers me inside;

[00:04:20] This time I daren't forget the gravy.

[00:04:20] She says "I'll just freshen up now,

[00:04:20] I'm expecting some more friends".

[00:04:20] And it's becoming clear to me,

[00:04:20] There's more filth around the bend

[00:04:20] She said I'm too functioning for her kind of internet,

[00:04:20] And she always gets everything that she sets out to get.

[00:04:20] (She's teaching birds and bees),

[00:04:20] (And always pushin' me).

[00:04:20] Like a leather monstrosity!

[00:04:20] (She's talkin' turkey),

[00:04:20] (Smoking my jerky).

[00:04:20] Better get the door 'cause I hear your friends knocking,

[00:04:20] Turn around sister and just keep walking.

[00:04:20] We can talk turkey till the turkey is talking to me!

[00:04:20] Talking to me!

[00:04:20] She's shaking her thighs!

[00:04:20] (You know how to treat a lady),

[00:04:20] She smothers me and dies!

[00:04:20] Happy Thanksgiving, baby,

[00:04:20] Happy Thanksgiving, baby,

[00:04:20] Happy Thanksgiving, baby,

[00:04:20] Happy Thanksgiving, baby!

[00:04:20] Baby.