《Honey， Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?》歌词

[00:00:01] Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like me -Frank Zappa

[00:00:08] Honey honey, hey

[00:00:10] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:00:12] Honey honey, hey

[00:00:15] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:00:18] He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)

[00:00:21] His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"

[00:00:24] He had an Irish Setter

[00:00:27] It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night

[00:00:30] The moon was dim, the band was tight

[00:00:38] They did the bump together

[00:00:41] What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white

[00:00:50] The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)

[00:00:54] He was glad that he met her

[00:00:58] She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")

[00:01:03] Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY

[00:01:07] (They discussed the weather)

[00:01:13] Honey honey, hey

[00:01:15] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:01:17] Honey honey, hey

[00:01:20] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:01:24] Honey honey, hey

[00:01:25] Baby don't you want a

[00:01:27] Baby don't you want a

[00:01:28] Baby don't you want a man

[00:01:32] She was the lonely sort, just a little too short

[00:01:34] Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport

[00:01:36] Was (in hockey the winter)

[00:01:41] He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest

[00:01:43] Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best

[00:01:46] As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey? Get it?")

[00:01:50] Later on they went off to where the music was soft,

[00:01:55] The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPY

[00:01:59] Who delivered their dinner

[00:02:05] The rice was brown, and soon they found

[00:02:10] That the crowd around that had jammed the room,

[00:02:14] Well it seemed to be getting thinner

[00:02:20] Honey honey, hey

[00:02:22] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:02:24] Honey honey, hey

[00:02:27] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:02:31] Honey honey, hey

[00:02:32] Baby don't you want a

[00:02:34] Baby don't you want a

[00:02:36] Baby don't you want a man

[00:02:39] He took her home to a motor court

[00:02:43] She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it,

[00:02:47] But it made him angry!

[00:02:49] Angry, it made me angry, it made me so angry I could have killed that

[00:02:53] Lousy B**CH!)

[00:02:53] He called her a slut, a pig and a whore

[00:02:58] A b**ch and a cunt and she slammed the door

[00:03:03] In a petulant frenzy!

[00:03:05] (A petulant frenzy, this is a petulant frenzy.

[00:03:09] I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy)

[00:03:13] On the sofa she weeps

[00:03:16] BOO HOO HOO HOO

[00:03:17] She weeps and she weeps

[00:03:19] BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

[00:03:22] She weeps and she peeks

[00:03:23] Through the curtain

[00:03:28] He just got in his car

[00:03:30] But the battery's dead

[00:03:32] So he asks to use the phone

[00:03:34] And she gives him some head

[00:03:36] And that's the end of the story

[00:03:42] Honey honey, hey

[00:03:44] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:03:46] Honey honey, hey

[00:03:48] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:03:53] Honey honey, hey

[00:03:54] Baby don't you want a

[00:03:56] Baby don't you want a man

[00:03:58] Baby don't you want a man sometimes?