《It’s All About the Pentiums(An adaptation of ”It’s All About the Benjamins” by Puff Daddy)》歌词

[00:00:00] It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:05] Uhh uh-huh yeah

[00:00:10] Uhh uh-huh yeah

[00:00:13] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:00:15] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:00:18] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:00:21] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:00:22] Yeah

[00:00:24] What y'all wanna do

[00:00:26] Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers

[00:00:29] Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers

[00:00:32] 9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard

[00:00:34] Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard

[00:00:37] Yeah payin' the bills with my mad programming skills

[00:00:40] Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills

[00:00:42] I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM

[00:00:45] I never feed trolls and I don't read spam

[00:00:47] Installed a T1 line in my house

[00:00:50] Always at my PC double-clickin' on my mizouse

[00:00:53] Upgrade my system at least twice a day

[00:00:55] I'm strictly plug-and-play I ain't afraid of Y2K

[00:00:57] I'm down with Bill Gates I call him Money for short

[00:01:00] I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support

[00:01:03] It's all about the Pentiums what

[00:01:05] You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen

[00:01:08] You've got white-out all over your screen

[00:01:10] You think your Commodore 64 is really neato

[00:01:14] What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito

[00:01:16] You're usin' a 286 Don't make me laugh

[00:01:19] Your Windows boots up in what a day and a half

[00:01:21] You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette

[00:01:25] You're the biggest joke on the Internet

[00:01:27] Your database is a disaster

[00:01:29] You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster

[00:01:32] Hey fella I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar

[00:01:35] Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar

[00:01:37] And postin' Me too like some brain-dead AOL-er

[00:01:40] I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller

[00:01:42] You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

[00:01:47] It's all about the Pentiums

[00:01:49] It's all about the Pentiums

[00:01:52] It's all about the Pentiums

[00:01:55] It's all about the Pentiums

[00:01:58] Now what y'all wanna do

[00:02:00] Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers

[00:02:04] Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers

[00:02:06] 9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard

[00:02:09] Wanna run wit my crew hah

[00:02:11] Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do

[00:02:14] They call me the king of the spreadsheets

[00:02:16] Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets

[00:02:19] My new computer's got the clocks it rocks

[00:02:21] But it was obsolete before I opened the box

[00:02:24] You say you've had your desktop for over a week

[00:02:27] Throw that junk away man it's an antique

[00:02:29] Your laptop is a month old Well that's great

[00:02:32] If you could use a nice heavy paperweight

[00:02:34] My digital media is write-protected

[00:02:37] Every file inspected no viruses detected

[00:02:40] I beta tested every operating system

[00:02:43] Gave props to some and others I dissed'em

[00:02:45] While your computer's crashin' mine's multitaskin'

[00:02:48] It does all my work without me even askin'

[00:02:50] Got a flat-screen monitor 40 wide

[00:02:53] I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side

[00:02:56] In a 32-bit world you're a 2-bit user

[00:02:58] You've got your own newsgroup alt total-loser

[00:03:01] Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax

[00:03:04] Where'd you get your CPU in a box of Cracker Jacks

[00:03:07] Play me online Well you know that I'll beat you

[00:03:09] If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you

[00:03:12] What

[00:03:12] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:03:14] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:03:17] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:03:19] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:03:22] It's all about the Pentiums baby

[00:03:23] What y'all wanna do

[00:03:24] Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers

[00:03:28] Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers

[00:03:31] 9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard

[00:03:33] What