《The Humpty Dance (Ring Tone)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Humpty Dance - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:00] Sexy lady

[00:00:05] Sexy lady

[00:00:10] All right

[00:00:10] Stop whatcha doin'

[00:00:11] 'Cause I'm about to ruin

[00:00:12] The image and the style that ya used to

[00:00:15] I look funny

[00:00:16] But yo I'm makin' money see

[00:00:18] So yo world I hope you're ready for me

[00:00:19] Now gather round

[00:00:20] I'm the new fool in town

[00:00:22] And my sound's laid down by the Underground

[00:00:24] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

[00:00:27] So just let me introduce myself

[00:00:29] My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty

[00:00:31] Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

[00:00:34] And all the rappers in the top ten

[00:00:36] Please allow me to bump thee

[00:00:38] I'm steppin' tall y'all

[00:00:39] And just like Humpty Dumpty

[00:00:41] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

[00:00:43] I like to rhyme

[00:00:44] I like my beats funky

[00:00:45] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

[00:00:48] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

[00:00:51] But sometimes I get ridiculous

[00:00:52] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

[00:00:54] Hey yo fat girl c'mere--are ya ticklish

[00:00:57] Yeah I called ya fat

[00:00:58] Look at me I'm skinny

[00:01:00] It never stopped me from gettin' busy

[00:01:02] I'm a freak

[00:01:03] I like the girls with the boom

[00:01:04] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

[00:01:06] I'm crazy

[00:01:07] Allow me to amaze thee

[00:01:09] They say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me

[00:01:10] I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

[00:01:13] And I even got my own dance

[00:01:15] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:01:21] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:26] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:31] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

[00:01:35] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:39] People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"

[00:01:42] That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

[00:01:44] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

[00:01:47] But ya can't get near me

[00:01:49] I give 'em more see and on the floor B

[00:01:51] All the girls they adore me

[00:01:52] Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere

[00:01:55] 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

[00:01:57] My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed

[00:02:00] Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid

[00:02:02] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

[00:02:05] Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

[00:02:07] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid

[00:02:09] I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid

[00:02:11] I sang on Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it

[00:02:14] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

[00:02:17] Also told ya that I like to bite

[00:02:18] Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write

[00:02:21] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

[00:02:23] And now I'm gonna do my dance

[00:02:25] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:02:31] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:36] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:41] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:45] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:50] Oh yeah that's the break y'all

[00:02:51] Lay on a little bit of that bass groove right there

[00:02:54] A-doorer dooreh A-doorer A-dooreh

[00:02:58] Oh yeah

[00:03:00] Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

[00:03:02] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

[00:03:04] It's real easy to do check it out

[00:03:07] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

[00:03:10] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

[00:03:12] Crazy wack funky

[00:03:14] People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty

[00:03:17] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

[00:03:19] It's supposed to look like a flitter or a convulsion

[00:03:22] Anyone can play this game

[00:03:23] This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name

[00:03:26] No two people will do it the same

[00:03:28] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

[00:03:31] Humpin' funkin' jumpin'

[00:03:33] Jig around shakin' ya rump

[00:03:35] And when a two pump chump points a finger like a stump

[00:03:38] Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump

[00:03:39] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:03:45] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:03:51] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:03:55] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:00] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump