《Generic Blues》歌词

[00:00:02] Generic Blues - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:38] I woke up this morning

[00:00:42] Then I went back to bed

[00:00:49] Said I woke up this morning

[00:00:53] Then I went right back to bed

[00:01:00] Got a funny kind of feelin' like

[00:01:03] I got broken glass in my underwear

[00:01:06] And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head

[00:01:09] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:01:11] Well I ain't got not money

[00:01:15] I'm just walkin' down the road

[00:01:22] Said I ain't got no money honey

[00:01:26] So I'm just walking down this lonely old road

[00:01:33] Well I wish I could get me some money

[00:01:36] But I forgot my automated teller code

[00:01:45] I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer

[00:01:50] I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast my family was so poor

[00:01:56] My daddy was a waitress my mama sold bathroom tiles

[00:02:01] My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child

[00:02:06] I got the blues so bad woo

[00:02:12] Kinda wish I was dead

[00:02:13] Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama

[00:02:22] Or maybe I'll yeah maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead

[00:02:29] I'm just a no good scum sucking

[00:02:31] Nose picking boot licking sniveling groveling

[00:02:34] Worthless hunk of slime

[00:02:38] Nothing but a low-down beer bellied bone headed

[00:02:43] Pigeon toed turkey necked weasle faced

[00:02:45] Worthless hunk of slime

[00:02:51] Guess I pretty low self image

[00:02:54] Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something -- I

[00:02:57] I should probably go and see a doctor about it

[00:02:59] When I've got the time

[00:03:10] Make it talk

[00:03:11] Aw make it talk son make it talk

[00:03:30] OK now make it shut up

[00:03:36] Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down

[00:03:41] I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around

[00:03:47] I wish somebody would come along stick a pitchfork through my brain

[00:03:52] I'd flush myself right down the toilet but I'd just clog up the drain

[00:03:58] I got the blues so bad

[00:04:01] Kinda wish I was dead

[00:04:09] Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama

[00:04:12] Or maybe I'll go bowling

[00:04:15] Or I just might go bowling

[00:04:18] Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling

[00:04:20] Maybe I'll join a league enter a tournament put on a stupid looking

[00:04:23] Shirt and go bowling instead

[00:04:31] Yeah