《The Waiter & The Porter & The Upstairs Maid》歌词

[00:00:00] The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)

[00:00:08] As your genial host may I offer a toast

[00:00:12] To the wine buying guest on my right

[00:00:15] (Hooray for the wine buyer)

[00:00:16] (Spoken)

[00:00:16] Yes drag out the cooking sherry for the old colonel

[00:00:18] (Sung)

[00:00:20] May his bank account grow heavy laden with dough

[00:00:24] May he spend it in here every night

[00:00:28] (Every night)

[00:00:31] Seeing this night in its glory

[00:00:34] You people so loyal so true

[00:00:38] Puts me in mind of a story

[00:00:42] (MM)

[00:00:42] Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o

[00:00:48] (BC)

[00:00:49] The people in the ballroom were stuffy and arty

[00:00:53] So I began to get just a little bit frayed

[00:00:56] I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party

[00:01:00] The waiter

[00:01:00] (JT)

[00:01:01] And the porter

[00:01:01] (MM)

[00:01:02] And the second storey maid

[00:01:03] (BC)

[00:01:03] I peeked into the parlour to see what was a-hatchin br />

[00:01:06] In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade

[00:01:09] (MM)

[00:01:10] But who was in the pantry a-laughin an scratchin br />

[00:01:13] (BC)

[00:01:14] Oh The waiter

[00:01:14] (JT)

[00:01:15] And the porter

[00:01:15] (MM)

[00:01:15] And the upstairs maid

[00:01:16] (JT)

[00:01:16] When they heard the music that the orchestra played

[00:01:20] (MM)

[00:01:20] The waiter and the porter grabbed a-hold of the maid

[00:01:23] (BC)

[00:01:24] Then they all proceeded to go into a clog

[00:01:27] (All)

[00:01:27] Hot diggedy dog

[00:01:30] (BC)

[00:01:31] If ever I'm invited to some fuddy-duddy's

[00:01:33] I ain't-a-gonna watch any harlequinade

[00:01:37] (JT)

[00:01:37] You'll find him in the kitchen applaudin his buddies

[00:01:41] (BC)

[00:01:41] The waiter

[00:01:41] (JT)

[00:01:42] And the porter

[00:01:42] (MM)

[00:01:43] And the upstairs maid

[00:01:45] (BC)

[00:01:51] Well pardon me folks the roast is carved

[00:01:54] The wine is served why you look half starved

[00:01:57] (JT)

[00:01:58] Pardon me sir may we be free

[00:02:01] (JT & MM)

[00:02:01] The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree

[00:02:10] (Orchestral break)

[00:02:11] (MM)

[00:02:12] I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal

[00:02:15] (BC)

[00:02:16] The porter found the regular glass that he played

[00:02:18] (JT)

[00:02:18] The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble

[00:02:21] (ALL)

[00:02:22] You should-a heard the music that the combination made

[00:02:25] (MM)

[00:02:38] I went and got a dishpan to use a cymbal

[00:02:40] (BC)

[00:02:41] The porter found the regular glass that he played

[00:02:42] (JT)

[00:02:43] The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble

[00:02:44] (MM & JT)

[00:02:45] You should of heard the music that the combination made

[00:02:47] (BC & MM)

[00:02:47] Marchin through the kitchen to the pantry and back

[00:02:49] Why man you should-a seen us we were ballin the jack

[00:02:50] Once a half an hour passed without any call

[00:02:52] (JT)

[00:02:52] Jack we had a ball

[00:02:53] (MM)

[00:02:54] The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em we spurn 'em

[00:02:56] (JT)

[00:02:56] We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played

[00:02:59] (BC)

[00:02:59] Yes and we know who to go to when we want to learn 'em

[00:03:02] (All)

[00:03:03] The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid