《The Ladies Basic Freedom Polka》歌词

[00:00:00] The Ladies Basic Freedom Polka - Jake Thackray

[00:00:06] The ladies of the neighbourhood

[00:00:08] Are fighting the fight for womanhood

[00:00:11] By taking what they feel to be

[00:00:14] Fundamental liberties

[00:00:19] The sufferagettes are at it again

[00:00:22] With a low and underhand stratagem

[00:00:25] Leading the fight for womanly rights

[00:00:28] By pinching the bottoms of gentlemen

[00:00:33] The ladies of the neighbourhood

[00:00:37] Fighting the fight for womanhood

[00:00:39] By taking what they feel to be

[00:00:43] Fundamental liberties

[00:00:48] Gentlemen don't walk alone

[00:00:51] Beware these women They're widely known

[00:00:53] For their marksmanship their lobster grip

[00:00:56] They're quick to strike and they strike to the bone

[00:01:01] The ladies of the neighbourhood

[00:01:05] Are fighting the fight for womanhood

[00:01:07] By taking what they feel to be

[00:01:10] Fundamental liberties

[00:01:16] They advance libertarian views

[00:01:18] With the speed of incontinent kangaroos

[00:01:21] With a vampire's wail their hungry nails

[00:01:24] Will sink into your bulging trews

[00:01:29] The ladies of the neighbourhood

[00:01:32] Fighting the fight for womanhood

[00:01:35] By taking what they feel to be

[00:01:38] Fundamental liberties

[00:01:43] They've been where no women have been before

[00:01:46] Up Lord Mayors' petticoats barristers' drawers

[00:01:49] They're known to have poked up a horseguard's cloak

[00:01:52] And many a butcher's pinafore

[00:01:57] The ladies of the neighbourhood

[00:02:00] Fighting the fight for womanhood

[00:02:03] By taking what they feel to be

[00:02:06] Fundamental liberties

[00:02:12] Your chef isn't safe when they break loose;

[00:02:14] In his kitchen he'll be brutally seduced:

[00:02:17] A yelp a scream a clatter of tureens

[00:02:20] And lo and behold your cook is goosed

[00:02:26] The ladies of the neighbourhood

[00:02:30] Fighting the fight for womanhood

[00:02:32] By taking what they feel to be

[00:02:35] Fundamental liberties

[00:02:41] They had the vicar with a fearful tweak

[00:02:44] Plucking at his cassock with animal shrieks

[00:02:46] With a priestly wince he stuck to his principles

[00:02:49] And turned the other cheek

[00:02:55] The ladies of the neighbourhood

[00:02:59] Fighting the fight for womanhood

[00:03:02] By taking what they feel to be

[00:03:06] Fundamental liberties