《Read It In The Tabloids(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Read It In The Tabloids - Bob Rivers

[00:00:16] I bet you're wondering how I knew

[00:00:19] That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through

[00:00:23] Was waiting in line at the grocery store

[00:00:27] Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore

[00:00:32] And it took me by surprise I must say

[00:00:36] When I found out the Pope was gay

[00:00:40] I read it in the tabloids

[00:00:44] Elvis Presley's doing just fine

[00:00:49] They put it in the tabloids

[00:00:52] Got a look at Fergi's boobs my my

[00:00:56] Honey honey yeah

[00:01:04] You know JFK didn't really die

[00:01:08] They got a picture and he looks all right

[00:01:12] And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET

[00:01:17] This woman had a kid at a hundred and three

[00:01:21] And you could have seen it all for yourself

[00:01:25] 'Cause it's right there upon the shelf

[00:01:29] Oh I read it in the tabloids

[00:01:33] You know Madonna used to be a boy

[00:01:38] I saw it in the tabloids

[00:01:41] Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids

[00:01:45] Honey honey yeah