《Who Put the Stump?》歌词

[00:00:00] Who Put The Stump - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯)

[00:00:00] I'd like to find the guy

[00:00:03] Who done me wrong

[00:00:06] And stuck my butt up

[00:00:09] On this Christmas tree

[00:00:15] Who put the stump

[00:00:16] In my rump ba bump ba bump

[00:00:17] Who took and jammed it

[00:00:19] In my ram a lam a ding dong

[00:00:20] Who stood the wood

[00:00:21] Where I poop she poop she poop

[00:00:23] Who put the stick

[00:00:24] Up my hipty dipty dip

[00:00:26] Who was that man

[00:00:28] He shoved it up my can

[00:00:31] And left me stranded on this Christmas tree

[00:00:36] Yeah

[00:00:37] When this angel heard

[00:00:40] Chop ba ba bop di chop ba ba bop

[00:00:42] A dreadful fear went right into my heart

[00:00:48] Those pine tree needles sting me

[00:00:51] Ram a jam a ram a jammin' in my ding dong

[00:00:54] You'll never know how much that smarts Hooah

[00:00:59] So who put the stump

[00:01:01] In my rump ba bump ba bump

[00:01:02] Who took and jammed it

[00:01:04] In my ram a lam a ding dong

[00:01:05] Who stood the wood

[00:01:06] Where I poop she poop she poop

[00:01:08] Who put the stick

[00:01:09] Up my hipty dipty dip

[00:01:11] Who took that bush

[00:01:13] And crammed it in my tush

[00:01:16] He made this angel beg for mercy please Yow

[00:01:22] Each night when I'm alone

[00:01:25] Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity

[00:01:26] Scratchity scratchity shoop

[00:01:28] It sets my tiny bottom all aglow

[00:01:33] And every time I wiggle

[00:01:36] Slipty din de din slipty din de din

[00:01:39] A little further in it goes

[00:01:43] Ohhh

[00:01:43] Yeah

[00:01:44] Rump ba bump ba bump

[00:01:46] Ram a lam a ding dong

[00:01:47] Slipty din de din

[00:01:49] Bobidi bobidi soo

[00:01:50] Rump ba bump ba bump

[00:01:52] Ram a lam a ding dong

[00:01:53] Slipty din de din

[00:01:54] Poopity poopity shoop

[00:01:56] Rump ba bump ba bump

[00:01:57] Ram a lam a ding dong

[00:01:59] Slipty din de din

[00:02:00] Poopity poopity shoop

[00:02:01] Rump ba bump ba bump

[00:02:03] Ram a lam a ding dong

[00:02:04] Slipty din de din

[00:02:06] Poopity poopity shoop

[00:02:07] Rump ba bump ba bump

[00:02:09] Ram a lam a ding dong