《I Can Get It for You Wholesale: Miss Marmelstein》歌词

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[00:00:08] Oh why is it always

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[00:00:18] Other girls get called by their first names right away

[00:00:23] They get cozy intimate

[00:00:25] Do you know I mean

[00:00:28] And nobody calls me

[00:00:30] Hey baby doll

[00:00:31] Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:32] Or honey dear

[00:00:33] Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:35] Or sweetie pie

[00:00:36] Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:37] Even my first name would be preferable

[00:00:41] Though it's terrible

[00:00:43] It might be better

[00:00:45] It's yetta

[00:00:47] Or perhaps my second name thats tessye

[00:00:50] Spelled

[00:00:51] T E S S Y E

[00:00:56] But no no it's always

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[00:00:59] Miss Marmelstein

[00:01:01] Youd think at least miss m they could try

[00:01:05] Oho

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[00:01:11] Oh I could die

[00:01:15] I'm a very willing secretary

[00:01:19] Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate

[00:01:23] Except for one disappointment

[00:01:25] One fly in the ointment

[00:01:27] It's great

[00:01:29] I mean simply great

[00:01:31] But the aggravation

[00:01:34] Of my situation

[00:01:36] I might as well get it off my chest

[00:01:40] It's the drum appellation

[00:01:45] Oh pardon the big words I apply

[00:01:47] But I was an english major at

[00:01:48] C C N Y

[00:01:49] Drum appellation

[00:01:53] With which I am persistently addressed

[00:01:59] Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed

[00:02:04] Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic

[00:02:07] Oh why is it always

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[00:02:17] Other girls get called by their nick names right away

[00:02:22] Slightly naughty or risky

[00:02:23] Do you know what I mean

[00:02:27] Nobody calls mekoocheekoo

[00:02:30] Miss Marmelstein

[00:02:31] Or boobala

[00:02:32] Miss Marmelstein or passion pie

[00:02:36] Even hey there babe thought not respectable

[00:02:40] Aint so object able

[00:02:42] It's kind of crummy

[00:02:44] But chummy

[00:02:45] Of course if I got married that would do it

[00:02:49] So wheres the lucky guy

[00:02:55] Till then it still is

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[00:03:00] Everyday I get more and more fast

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[00:03:10] Oh hooooo

[00:03:15] I could bust