《Half-Life (Acapella|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:12] Good to meet you cordial greetings

[00:00:14] Hi

[00:00:14] They call me Gordon Freeman

[00:00:16] And up until this morning

[00:00:17] I was an ordinary normal human

[00:00:19] Eating and reading the ingredients on a box of cereals

[00:00:21] Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials

[00:00:25] Realise I'm late so I'll have to catch you later

[00:00:27] Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa's anti mass chamber

[00:00:30] Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks 'cause that's dangerous

[00:00:33] You'd have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that's

[00:00:37] The last stage of

[00:00:38] Ah ahh It's it's actually it's actually happening

[00:00:41] Th this is not good This is s**t

[00:00:43] Wake up in the chamber with a bad head

[00:00:45] Everybody in the lab dead

[00:00:47] I better had fled this is dead rad

[00:00:48] Get it Dead rad hit a headcrab

[00:00:50] With a crowbar I'm a lonestar

[00:00:51] Yo guard Gotta go but I'll owe you a postcard

[00:00:53] Oh darn Life is so hard with no halves

[00:00:56] Let alone half like a diet with low carbs

[00:00:58] But I like it so far

[00:00:59] Life now has a worth and a purpose

[00:01:01] find out what on earth is occurring

[00:01:02] Wipe out any vermin that's stirring

[00:01:04] Fly now to the surface and hurrry

[00:01:05] There's a person that's lurking queer

[00:01:07] Think I've seen him working here

[00:01:08] Gee man I'm not really certain what he's observing

[00:01:11] But I'm going to persevere though I'm mere

[00:01:13] Ly an engineer I'll end your career

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[00:01:20] Who

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[00:01:27] D**n everybody's after me

[00:01:28] Guess that's the way it has to be

[00:01:30] From Black Ops to G Man and all these dastardly

[00:01:33] Bastard beings masked marines

[00:01:35] I'm blasting things with SPAS 12s

[00:01:37] Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health

[00:01:40] Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound

[00:01:43] Sending houndeyes to the pound firing rounds

[00:01:45] Sliding round mines if life has half a meaning well I've found mine

[00:01:49] Bouncing through the sky so high that I'm on cloud nine

[00:01:52] Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground

[00:01:55] I am bringing down giants as if they're fricking houseflies

[00:01:58] Hitch a ride inside a monorail car

[00:02:01] Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh

[00:02:04] I get in the ring with anybody man who's on next

[00:02:07] I'll wreck you trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex

[00:02:11] Hang on one sec I think I've got the wrong specs

[00:02:14] That baby looks gargantuan these lenses can't be convex

[00:02:17] Imagine the conception that must have been some s*x

[00:02:20] Not to mention giving birth to it how much can bums stretch

[00:02:23] But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions

[00:02:26] To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion

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