《总攻自传》歌词

[00:00:00] 总攻自传 - 奇然

[00:00:00] 词：阿三

[00:00:01] 我没有实体

[00:00:04] 我只是一种飘忽不定的情绪

[00:00:07] 不要迷恋我 我们是不可能的

[00:00:17] 我是 英俊潇洒风流倜傥

[00:00:19] 宇宙超级无敌霹雳

[00:00:20] 豪华东北大汉漠总攻啊

[00:00:24] 帅到掉渣

[00:00:36] 站得高看得远

[00:00:38] 总攻威名天下传

[00:00:40] 地球人都知道

[00:00:43] 舍我其谁漠小然

[00:00:45] 身材魁梧三丈三

[00:00:47] 虎背熊腰铜铃眼

[00:00:49] 声似洪钟气丹田

[00:00:52] 攻音一出山河颤

[00:00:54] 漠总攻我最攻

[00:01:03] 五花八门食物链永远最顶层

[00:01:12] 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:01:14] 我会读书还会写大字

[00:01:16] 哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼

[00:01:18] 我知性又淡定

[00:01:21] 哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇

[00:01:23] 那个大叔好萌 羞

[00:01:25] 呸呸呸呸呸呸呸

[00:01:27] 你才底层 你全家底层

[00:01:29] 总攻重任挑在肩

[00:01:31] 发扬光大我为先

[00:01:32] 漂洋过海到彼岸

[00:01:33] 异国小受面面观

[00:01:34] I'm from china my name is

[00:01:36] Mozonggong

[00:01:38] 外国物价太彪悍九块只顶一块半

[00:01:41] 冲锋陷阵菜市场谁先抢到谁好汉

[00:01:43] One dollar one dollar

[00:01:44] 哎呀让人家进去啦

[00:01:48] 怎么会这样子贵哦贵哦贵

[00:01:52] 怎么会这样子泪啊泪啊泪

[00:01:57] 太无力太无力

[00:02:01] 要钱没有命也不给你

[00:02:05] 被雷劈被雷劈

[00:02:10] 看个牙医钱包就见底

[00:02:24] 东北大汉心胸宽

[00:02:26] 苦中作乐也安然

[00:02:28] 美色遍地耀人眼

[00:02:30] 白看不看是笨蛋

[00:02:33] 初见大叔星星眼

[00:02:35] 看多兴趣缺缺然

[00:02:37] 帅哥不能当饱餐

[00:02:39] 物欲横流大过天

[00:02:41] 世道艰生活难

[00:02:50] 人靠衣装马靠鞍民以食为天

[00:02:59] 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

[00:03:01] 衣服打折中赶紧往里冲

[00:03:04] 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:03:06] 抢购大成功便宜又拉风

[00:03:08] 呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃

[00:03:10] 鞋子和包包也很好看诶

[00:03:13] 唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉

[00:03:15] 等下还要买吃的呢

[00:03:17] 桃子香蕉圣女果士多啤梨苹果橙

[00:03:19] 薯片果汁巧克力零食杀手我最熊

[00:03:22] 身体倍棒吃嘛嘛香

[00:03:23] 偶尔牙齿不太灵光

[00:03:24] 刷牙也会泪两行

[00:03:26] 饺子馄饨小笼包微波食品是家常

[00:03:28] 偶尔煮面荷包蛋下次要把锅盖上

[00:03:31] 上得厅堂下得厨房

[00:03:32] 总攻大人贤惠无双

[00:03:33] 木头你要记心上

[00:03:35] 怎么会这样子累哦累哦累

[00:03:40] 怎么会这样子泪呀泪滴转

[00:03:44] 太神奇太神奇

[00:03:49] 干吃不胖不是我本意

[00:03:53] 太可惜太可惜

[00:03:58] 人生在世总有不如意

[00:04:02] 谢谢你谢谢你

[00:04:07] 爱你很多所以不孤寂

[00:04:11] 还有你还有你

[00:04:16] 不是 cp 也不叫闺蜜

[00:04:20] 哎呀哎呀哦哎呀哎呀哦哦

[00:04:25] 哎呀哎呀哦哎呀哎呀哦哦

[00:04:29] 哎呀哎呀哦哎呀哎呀哦哦

[00:04:34] 哎呀哎呀哦哎呀哎呀哦哦

[00:04:36] 唉 今晚吃什么呢