《Miss Marmelstein》歌词

[00:00:00] Miss Marmelstein - Barbra Streisand

[00:00:01] Written by：Harold Rome

[00:00:01] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:04] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:06] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:09] Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:14] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:16] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:19] Other girls get called by their first names right away

[00:00:23] They get cozy intimate

[00:00:25] Do you know what I mean

[00:00:28] And nobody calls me hey baby doll Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:33] Or honey dear Miss Marmelstein or sweetie pie

[00:00:36] Miss Marmelstein

[00:00:37] Even my first name would be preferable

[00:00:41] Though it's terrible it might be better it's Yetta

[00:00:47] Or perhaps my second name that's Tessye

[00:00:51] Spelled T E S S Y E

[00:00:56] But no no it's always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:01:01] Youd think at least Miss M they could try

[00:01:06] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:01:08] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:01:12] Oh I could die

[00:01:15] I'm a very willing secretary

[00:01:19] Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate

[00:01:23] Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment

[00:01:28] It's great I mean simply great

[00:01:32] But the aggravation of my situation

[00:01:36] I might as well get it off my chest it's the drum appellation

[00:01:46] Oh pardon the big words I apply

[00:01:47] But I was an English major at C C N Y

[00:01:50] Drum appellation

[00:01:54] With which I am persistently addressed

[00:01:59] Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed

[00:02:05] Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic

[00:02:08] Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:02:13] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:02:17] Miss Marmelstein

[00:02:18] Other girls get called by their nick names right away

[00:02:22] Slightly naughty or risky

[00:02:24] Do you know what I mean

[00:02:27] Nobody calls me koo-chee-koo Miss Marmelstein

[00:02:32] Or boobala Miss Marmelstein or passion pie

[00:02:36] Even hey there babe not respectable ain't so objectable

[00:02:43] It's kind of crummy but chummy

[00:02:46] Of course if I got married that would do it

[00:02:50] So where's the lucky guy

[00:02:55] Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:03:00] Everyday I get more and more fast

[00:03:05] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:03:07] Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

[00:03:11] Oh I could bust