《Sad Sack》歌词

[00:00:00] Sad Sack - Jerry Lewis

[00:00:12] I take her dancing and step on her shoes

[00:00:17] I fix her toaster and I blow a fuse

[00:00:23] Then I get seasick when we take a cruise

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[00:00:35] How can I make her love me

[00:00:37] When I take her driving and I get a flat

[00:00:44] I take the milk out and bring in the cat

[00:00:49] And then I sit down on top of her hat

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[00:01:02] How can I make her love me when

[00:01:06] I drop my ashes all over her clothes

[00:01:11] And I misplace her keys

[00:01:17] And for forgiveness I send her a rose

[00:01:21] And roses always make her sneeze

[00:01:25] Achoo

[00:01:27] The lamp is so bright I pull out the plug

[00:01:33] Her arms then open to give me a hug

[00:01:38] I run to kiss her and trip on the rug

[00:01:42] I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack

[00:01:53] The original Sad Sack

[00:01:59] I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack