《Go See the Doctor(Almost Clean Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Go See The Doctor - Kool Moe Dee

[00:00:30] Three days later go see the doctor

[00:00:42] I was walking down the street rocking my beat

[00:00:46] Clapping my hands and stomping my feet

[00:00:48] I saw a little lady so neet and petite

[00:00:51] So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet

[00:00:53] So I asked this lady could I take her out

[00:00:56] We could wine and dine and we could talk about

[00:00:59] The birds and the bees in my waterbed

[00:01:01] And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head

[00:01:04] We continued to talk and before you knew it

[00:01:07] We were at my house and it was time to do it

[00:01:10] As soon as I finished I lost my poise

[00:01:12] Ran outside and told all my boys

[00:01:15] I said "Listen up fellas come over here bust it"

[00:01:18] They said "Did you get it " I said "Yeah " they said "How was it "

[00:01:21] The poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her

[00:01:23] But three days later go see the doctor

[00:01:37] I rocked her to the left rocked her to the right

[00:01:39] She felt so good hugged me so tight

[00:01:42] I said "Good night"

[00:01:46] Three days later

[00:01:48] Woke up fussing yelling and cussing

[00:01:50] Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing

[00:01:53] I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia "

[00:01:56] I'm a kill that girl next time I see her

[00:01:58] The madder I got the more I reminice

[00:02:01] Why is my thing thing burning like this

[00:02:03] Well I remember the first day I saw that girl

[00:02:06] I just couldn't wait to rock her world

[00:02:09] I said "Hey good looking what you got cooking "

[00:02:12] What have I done stuck my dick in

[00:02:14] Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave

[00:02:17] Calls her Mrs Microwave

[00:02:19] Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn

[00:02:22] The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned

[00:02:25] But the poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her

[00:02:28] But three days later go see the doctor

[00:03:40] I went to the doctor's office I said "What have I got "

[00:03:43] He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"

[00:03:46] I looked at him like he was crazy and I said "What "

[00:03:48] Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt

[00:03:51] He turned and said in a real deep voice

[00:03:54] "Have it your way if that's your choice

[00:03:57] And I'll put it down if you want me to put it

[00:03:59] But don't blame me if it turns into a foot

[00:04:02] Extending from the middle of your body

[00:04:04] And the next time you see your cute hottie

[00:04:07] You won't be able to screw the only thing you can do

[00:04:10] Is just kick her so go take karate"

[00:04:13] As I turned around to receive my injection

[00:04:15] I said "Next time I'll use some protection"

[00:04:18] If I see another girl and I get an erection

[00:04:21] I'm walking in the other direction

[00:04:24] Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance

[00:04:26] So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants

[00:04:29] And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her

[00:04:32] Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor