《周星驰-经典语音来电铃声》歌词

[00:00:00] 喂 哎哟 接到你电话我真失败

[00:00:04] 因为你电话的按键没消毒全是细菌失败

[00:00:07] 电话的牌子没挑过杂音太多失败

[00:00:10] 机型太旧跟不上流行失败

[00:00:12] 讲话的声音有气无力一个字都听不到

[00:00:15] 更是失败中的失败

[00:00:17] 最狠的是你既然有口臭

[00:00:19] 牙缝里还啃着昨天晚饭的菜渣

[00:00:21] 诶 菜渣诶 你看到了没有

[00:00:25] 麻烦你挂掉电话先

[00:00:27] 好好刷玩牙之后再打