《Grow， Mrs. Goldfarb》歌词

[00:00:00] Grow Mrs Goldfarb - Allan Sherman

[00:00:12] Grow Mrs Goldfarb fatter fatter

[00:00:16] Pile the potatoes on your platter

[00:00:21] Listen to me 'cause I'm your hubby

[00:00:25] I just adore you plump and chubby

[00:00:29] I got a letter from the state Dear

[00:00:33] You're gonna need a license plate Dear

[00:00:37] My little elephant joke come true

[00:00:41] Chew Mrs Goldfarb chew

[00:00:49] There is so much more of you

[00:00:53] More to adore of you

[00:00:55] 'Cause you're not slender

[00:00:58] In your white dress you're a doll

[00:01:01] Big as the Taj Mahal

[00:01:03] In all it's splendor

[00:01:06] When you're in department stores

[00:01:09] Don't use revolving doors

[00:01:11] You might get stuck Dear

[00:01:14] When you use the telephone

[00:01:17] Go in the booth alone

[00:01:20] And lots of luck Dear

[00:01:22] You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon

[00:01:27] Three dozen eggs one coffee cake and

[00:01:31] Then you had something really awful

[00:01:35] Four kippered herrings on a waffle

[00:01:39] Nine English muffins one baked apple

[00:01:43] Boston cream pie Philadelphia scrapple

[00:01:47] Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch

[00:01:51] Then you said "What's for lunch "

[00:02:00] Sweetheart you are giant size

[00:02:04] You are Lane Bryant size

[00:02:06] My darling Myrtle

[00:02:08] Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled

[00:02:12] You ate so much you killed

[00:02:14] Your living girdle

[00:02:17] Have another dozen shrimp

[00:02:20] My lovely little blimp

[00:02:23] Don't count a calorie

[00:02:25] I have just received a stub

[00:02:29] I owe the Diner's Club

[00:02:31] A whole year's salary

[00:02:34] Eat Mrs Goldfarb daily nightly

[00:02:38] Eat though your chair is bending slightly

[00:02:42] Love of my life I'm glad I found you

[00:02:46] Each day I take a walk around you

[00:02:51] I can't forget when we got married

[00:02:55] Over the threshhold I got carried

[00:02:59] No other bride would be so sweet

[00:03:06] Eat Mrs Goldfarb Eat