《A Letter To Santa》歌词

[00:00:00] A Letter To Santa (LP Version) - Bob Rivers

[00:00:09] Dear Santa Claus

[00:00:12] It has been brought to my attention

[00:00:14] By one of our operatives

[00:00:17] That you have secured for yourself

[00:00:19] And your interests

[00:00:22] A very lucrative position in the toy and game industry

[00:00:26] Normally

[00:00:28] My associates and I would not involve ourselves

[00:00:31] In child-exploitation schemes such as yours

[00:00:36] However it is quite clear to us

[00:00:39] That you have over-stepped

[00:00:40] Your bounds and are coming into my family's territories

[00:00:45] That I cannot let you do

[00:00:48] Mr Claus we've known each other for many years

[00:00:53] And we have no problem with your operations in the

[00:00:56] North Pole But uh Consigliere tells me that you have

[00:01:02] Expanded your deliveries to the entire south side

[00:01:05] Most of the north side and everywhere

[00:01:08] But the Jewish neighborhoods

[00:01:10] I understand Mr Kringle

[00:01:12] That you and I share many interests

[00:01:15] We both make lists We both know who's been naughty

[00:01:19] And who's been nice Have I mentioned that

[00:01:22] Uh red is also my favorite color

[00:01:26] This year when you make your rounds

[00:01:29] I hope you'll take time stop by the house

[00:01:31] For a cup of coffee and some cookies so that

[00:01:35] Uh we can discuss an offer I know you can't refuse

[00:01:38] I know how much you like cookies

[00:01:42] I am sure you will do this thing

[00:01:43] I ask out of respect

[00:01:45] But I would be remiss

[00:01:47] If I did not remind you of the tragic

[00:01:49] Demise of our mutual friend

[00:01:52] And confidant Frosty T Snowman

[00:01:56] I regret that it was necessary to teach Frosty a lesson

[00:02:01] Sincerely and with warmest wishes

[00:02:03] For you and the lovely Mrs Claus

[00:02:08] Don

[00:02:12] P S

[00:02:14] It would be most unfortunate for you

[00:02:16] To wake up one morning to find the heads

[00:02:20] Of eight tiny reindeers in bed with you

[00:02:24] I am sure you are a reasonable man

[00:02:27] And this will not be necessary