《Why Does This Always Happen to Me?》歌词

[00:00:00] Why Does This Always Happen To Me - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:16] I was watching my TV one night

[00:00:19] When they broke in with a special report

[00:00:22] About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru

[00:00:29] There were thirty thousand crushed

[00:00:31] To death even more were buried alive

[00:00:35] On the Richter scale it measured 82

[00:00:40] And I said god please answer me one question

[00:00:47] Why'd they have to interrupt 'the Simpson's just for this

[00:00:54] What a drag 'cause I was taping it and everything

[00:00:59] And now I'll have to wait for the rerun

[00:01:02] To see the part of the show I missed

[00:01:06] Why does this always happen

[00:01:09] Why does this always happen to me

[00:01:12] Why does this always happen

[00:01:15] Why why does this always happen to me

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[00:01:30] I was driving down the highway

[00:01:33] When all the traffic slowed to a crawl

[00:01:36] There was a twelve-car pile-up everybody dead

[00:01:42] And I saw brains and guts

[00:01:44] And vital organs splattered everywhere

[00:01:48] As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head

[00:01:52] Disembodied head

[00:01:54] And I thought poor Rob I just had lunch with him

[00:02:01] Hey wait a minute he still

[00:02:03] Owes me money what a jerk

[00:02:07] Well there's five bucks

[00:02:10] That I'm never gonna see again

[00:02:13] Plus now on top of everything else

[00:02:16] It looks like I'm gonna be late to work

[00:02:20] Why does this always happen

[00:02:23] Why does this always happen to me

[00:02:26] Why does this always happen

[00:02:29] Why why does this always happen to me

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[00:03:08] Oh the other day my boss said

[00:03:11] We were running low on toner

[00:03:14] And he told me I should buy another case

[00:03:21] Well I told him I was busy

[00:03:24] But he still just kept on asking

[00:03:27] So I turned around and stabbed him

[00:03:29] In the face right in the face

[00:03:33] Oh and wouldn't you know it my knife got stuck

[00:03:40] I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then

[00:03:45] But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little

[00:03:51] And I know that blade will never ever be quite

[00:03:55] As sharp again quite as sharp again

[00:04:00] Oh tell me

[00:04:01] Why does this always happen

[00:04:05] Why does this always happen to me

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