《天下一大笑》歌词

[00:00:00] 天下一大笑 - 邓丽君 (Teresa Teng)

[00:00:03] 词：龙布依

[00:00:07] 曲：古月

[00:00:11] 梨花大鼓小桃红

[00:00:18] 唱出天下一大笑

[00:00:25] 只望大家乐一乐哎呀

[00:00:33] 得欢笑时且欢笑伊呀嗨

[00:00:50] 说好笑真好笑

[00:00:52] 词名天下一大笑

[00:00:56] 戏法人人都会变

[00:01:00] 各人各有各巧妙哎呀

[00:01:04] 各巧妙哈

[00:01:13] 话说当年本地方

[00:01:21] 发生天下大笑料

[00:01:29] 天下怪事都做尽哎呀

[00:01:36] 天下女人他全要伊呀嗨

[00:01:51] 唱戏妞儿真够俏

[00:01:57] 大爷心中蹦蹦跳

[00:02:05] 女人嫌少不怕多哎呀

[00:02:12] 大爷就爱这调调伊呀嗨

[00:02:25] 鸡儿飞狗儿跳

[00:02:31] 小鬼占进城隍庙

[00:02:35] 大字不识七八个

[00:02:39] 可是大爷有钞票哎呀

[00:02:43] 有钞票哈

[00:02:53] 有人鸡毛当令箭

[00:03:00] 有人气得哇哇叫

[00:03:08] 可怜媒婆不好做哎呀

[00:03:15] 急得要哭要上吊伊呀嗨

[00:03:30] 妞儿是个小辣椒

[00:03:36] 有钱无情办不到

[00:03:44] 蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉哎呀

[00:03:51] 得不到的一定好伊呀嗨

[00:04:05] 姐儿俏真正俏

[00:04:10] 可惜姐儿是辣椒

[00:04:14] 羊肉没吃一身腥

[00:04:18] 风去楼空人跑了哎呀

[00:04:22] 人跑了哈

[00:04:31] 王八羔子都废料

[00:04:39] 煮熟鸭子给飞掉

[00:04:47] 大爷出马凑热闹哎呀

[00:04:54] 大爷勇气呱呱叫伊呀嗨

[00:05:08] 梨花大鼓小桃红

[00:05:15] 唱出天下一大笑

[00:05:23] 只望大家乐一乐哎呀

[00:05:30] 得欢笑时且欢笑伊呀嗨

[00:05:43] 一场空辫子翘

[00:05:50] 买命无法用钞票

[00:05:53] 荣华富贵像云烟绕

[00:05:58] 两脚一伸都完了哎呀

[00:06:01] 都完了哈

[00:06:11] 天下人谈天下事

[00:06:19] 天下人看天下笑

[00:06:27] 只望大家乐一乐哎呀

[00:06:34] 富乐安康最重要伊呀嗨