《Buy Me a Condo》歌词

[00:00:01] Buy Me A Condo - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:15] Gonna buy me a condo

[00:00:18] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:00:21] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:00:24] Get a wallet full 'o credit cards

[00:00:27] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:00:33] I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:00:39] Wo used to live in Jamaica But I don't live dere no more

[00:00:46] Had to change me lifestyle

[00:00:48] Do t'ings I never done before

[00:00:51] So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman

[00:00:54] Living in this American town

[00:00:57] Gonna sell me Bob Marley records

[00:01:00] Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

[00:01:03] I gonna buy me a condo

[00:01:06] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:01:09] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:01:12] And get a wallet full 'o credit cards eh

[00:01:15] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:01:22] I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:01:27] Wo gonna cut off me dreadlocks

[00:01:31] T'row away all me ganja

[00:01:34] I'll have a tupperware party

[00:01:37] Maybe join me a health spa

[00:01:40] I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits

[00:01:43] And a microwave oven too

[00:01:46] Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque

[00:01:52] Gonna buy me a condo

[00:01:55] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:01:58] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:02:01] Get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

[00:02:04] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:02:10] I get a funny little T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:02:16] Ain't gonna work in de field no more

[00:02:20] Gonna be Amway distributor

[00:02:23] Ain't gonna work in de field no more no no

[00:02:26] Gonna be Amway distributor

[00:02:29] Ja Ja ja ja life is so very hard

[00:02:33] I need a ja ja ja ja jacuzi in me back yard

[00:02:40] Oh I gonna buy me a condo

[00:02:43] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:02:46] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:02:49] Get a wallet full 'o credit cards eh

[00:02:52] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:02:59] I get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:03:03] What'd you say

[00:03:04] I gonna buy me a condo

[00:03:07] I gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:03:10] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:03:13] Get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

[00:03:17] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:03:23] I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:03:28] What'd you say

[00:03:29] I gonna buy me a condo

[00:03:32] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:03:35] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:03:38] And get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

[00:03:41] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn