《The Dangerous Kitchen(Live)》歌词

[00:00:00] The dangerous kitchen

[00:00:01] If it aint't one thing it's another

[00:00:03] In the middle of the night when you come home

[00:00:04] The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy

[00:00:06] The meat thing

[00:00:07] Where the cats ate trough the paper

[00:00:09] The soft little things on the floor that you step on

[00:00:10] They can all be DANGEROUS

[00:00:14] Sometimes

[00:00:15] The milk can hurt you

[00:00:17] (If you put it on your cereal

[00:00:18] Before you smell the plastic container)

[00:00:21] And the stuff in the strainer

[00:00:23] Has a mind of its own

[00:00:25] So be very careful

[00:00:27] In the dangerous kitchen

[00:00:29] When the night time has fallen

[00:00:31] And the roaches are crawlin'

[00:00:36] In the kitchen of danger

[00:00:38] You can feel like a stranger

[00:00:40] The bananaes are black

[00:00:41] The got flies in the back

[00:00:42] And also the chicken

[00:00:44] In the dish with the foil

[00:00:46] Where the cream is all clabbered

[00:00:47] And the salad is frightful

[00:00:49] Your return in the evening

[00:00:51] Can be less than delightful

[00:00:54] You must walk very careful

[00:00:56] You must not lean against it

[00:00:58] It can get on you clothing

[00:00:59] It can follow you in

[00:01:01] As you walk to the bedroom

[00:01:03] And you take all your clothes off

[00:01:04] While you're sleeping

[00:01:05] It crawls off

[00:01:05] It gets in your bed

[00:01:07] It could get on your face then

[00:01:09] It could eat your complexion

[00:01:12] You could die from the danger

[00:01:14] Of the dangerous kitchen

[00:01:18] Who the f**k wants to clean it

[00:01:23] It's disgusting and dirty

[00:01:26] The sponge on the drainer

[00:01:28] Is stinky and squirty

[00:01:30] If you squeeze it when you wipe up

[00:01:32] What you get on your hands then

[00:01:34] Could un-balance your glands and

[00:01:36] Make you blind or whatever

[00:01:39] In the dangerous kitchen

[00:01:42] At my house tonight