《Redneck 12 Days of Christmas (Originally Performed by Jeff Foxworthy) [Instrumental Version]》歌词

[00:00:00] Woo Somebody done been to the WalMart

[00:00:04] Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas

[00:00:06] Well you cleaned up whatcha get

[00:00:08] 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires

[00:00:13] 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs

[00:00:15] And some parts to a Mustang GT

[00:00:19] You got gypped there's

[00:00:21] 12 days to Christmas

[00:00:22] I know that I got it covered

[00:00:24] Look over there in the corner

[00:00:25] That's yours too

[00:00:26] Yeah

[00:00:26] 12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

[00:00:29] 10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

[00:00:32] 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

[00:00:35] 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

[00:00:40] 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

[00:00:42] 2 huntin' dogs and some parts

[00:00:45] To a Mustang GT

[00:00:47] Man these ain't

[00:00:48] Normal Christmas presents

[00:00:50] No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts

[00:00:53] Yeah like if you buy your wife earrings

[00:00:55] That double as fishin' lures

[00:00:58] Or if you can burp

[00:00:59] The entire chorus to jingle bells

[00:01:02] Perhaps if you think

[00:01:03] That the nut cracker

[00:01:04] Is something you did off the high dive

[00:01:07] Or if you've ever misspelled

[00:01:08] Anything in Christmas lights

[00:01:10] Or if you leave cold beer

[00:01:12] And pickled eggs for Santa Claus

[00:01:13] What's wrong with that

[00:01:15] I didn't say anything's wrong with it

[00:01:16] It's hard to beat

[00:01:17] 12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

[00:01:19] 10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

[00:01:22] 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

[00:01:25] 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

[00:01:30] 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

[00:01:33] 2 huntin' dogs and some parts

[00:01:35] To a Mustang GT

[00:01:38] Well you know

[00:01:39] You can't really consider it a Christmas

[00:01:40] Unless you go down to the

[00:01:42] Penitentiary and visit your Momma

[00:01:44] You're not listening to me

[00:01:45] Get the car key out of your ear

[00:01:46] That's where the 9 years

[00:01:47] Probation comes in

[00:01:49] I'm gonna do it for you again

[00:01:51] Now listen

[00:01:53] 12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

[00:01:55] 10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

[00:01:58] 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

[00:02:00] 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

[00:02:04] 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

[00:02:07] 2 huntin' dogs and some parts

[00:02:09] To a Mustang GT

[00:02:15] Are you cryin'

[00:02:16] No just my allergies

[00:02:17] Happy Holidays everybody