《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Halloween Party Monsters

[00:00:02] May i have your attention please

[00:00:05] May i have your attention please

[00:00:07] Will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:09] I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

[00:00:14] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before

[00:00:24] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture

[00:00:26] It's the return of the

[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he

[00:00:32] And dr dre said

[00:00:33] Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement

[00:00:36] Feminist women love eminem

[00:00:37] Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him

[00:00:40] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:42] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

[00:00:44] Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:47] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:50] Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose

[00:00:52] But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:54] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:56] And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

[00:01:03] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:05] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:06] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:08] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:10] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:11] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:13] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:16] But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote

[00:01:18] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:22] I'm slim shady

[00:01:22] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:23] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:26] So won't the real slim shady

[00:01:27] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:01:31] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:01:32] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:01:33] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:01:35] So won't the real slim shady

[00:01:36] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:01:40] Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[00:01:42] Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:44] You think i give a damm about a grammy

[00:01:46] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:49] But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:51] Why so you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:01:53] So you can sit me here next to britney spears

[00:01:56] Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:01:57] So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst

[00:02:00] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:03] Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv

[00:02:05] Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe

[00:02:07] I should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:09] And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd

[00:02:12] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:15] So i've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:16] And theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:18] Who cuss like me

[00:02:19] Who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:20] Who dress like me

[00:02:21] Walk talk and act like me

[00:02:22] It just might be the next best thing

[00:02:24] But not quite me

[00:02:25] I'm slim shady

[00:02:26] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:27] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:29] So won't the real slim shady

[00:02:31] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:02:34] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:02:35] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:02:36] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:02:39] So won't the real slim shady

[00:02:40] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:02:43] I'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:02:45] Cause i'm only giving you

[00:02:46] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

[00:02:48] The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

[00:02:52] And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:02:53] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:55] And whether you like to admit it

[00:02:56] I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

[00:02:58] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

[00:03:01] Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30

[00:03:04] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:06] Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking

[00:03:09] But this whole bag of viagra

[00:03:11] And every single person is a slim shady lurkin

[00:03:13] He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:15] Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:17] Screaming i don't give a f**k

[00:03:18] With his windows down and system up

[00:03:20] So will the real shady please stand up

[00:03:22] And put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:24] And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:25] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:29] Cuz i'm slim shady

[00:03:30] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:31] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:33] So won't the real slim shady

[00:03:35] Please stand up please stand up please stand up

[00:03:38] Becuase i'm slim shady

[00:03:39] Yes i'm the real shady

[00:03:40] All you other slim shadys are just imitating

[00:03:43] So won't the real slim shady

[00:03:44] Please stand up please stand up please stand up