《The Piano Has Been Drinking(Not Me)(LP Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) (LP Version) - Tom Waits (汤姆·威兹)

[00:00:11] The piano has been drinking

[00:00:16] My neck tie is asleep

[00:00:21] And the combo went back to New York

[00:00:27] The jukebox has to take a leak

[00:00:32] And the carpet needs a haircut

[00:00:37] And the spotlight looks like a prison break

[00:00:42] Cause the telephone is out of cigarettes

[00:00:48] And the balcony is on the make

[00:00:53] And the piano has been drinking

[00:00:58] The piano has been drinking

[00:01:03] And the menus are all freezing

[00:01:09] And the lightman's blind in one eye

[00:01:13] And he can't see out of the other

[00:01:19] And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid

[00:01:24] And showed up with his mother

[00:01:29] And the piano has been drinking

[00:01:35] The piano has been drinking

[00:01:40] Cause the bouncer is a sumo wrestler

[00:01:46] Cream puff Casper milquetoast

[00:01:51] And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fencepost

[00:02:01] Cause the piano has been drinking

[00:02:07] The piano has been drinking

[00:02:12] And you can't find your waitress

[00:02:17] With a Geiger counter

[00:02:22] And she hates you and your friends

[00:02:27] And you just can't get served

[00:02:30] Without her

[00:02:33] And the box office is drooling

[00:02:38] And the bar stools are on fire

[00:02:43] And the newspapers were fooling

[00:02:49] And the ashtrays have retired

[00:02:54] And the piano has been drinking

[00:02:59] The piano has been drinking

[00:03:05] The piano has been drinking

[00:03:10] Not me not me not me not me not me