《Murder By Numbers》歌词

[00:00:00] Murder By Numbers - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:03] FZ: Alright Now this afternoon on my way down the elevator we stopped at the lobby

[00:00:14] And I was introduced to a man named Sting who I'd never met before And

[00:00:21] He's a very nice man

[00:00:22] And he came to the show tonight and I just talked to him in the dressing room a little while ago and I said: "How would you Mr Sting

[00:00:29] Like to come up on stage and perform with us " Now

[00:00:48] Sting: How's [

[00:00:52] When I saw the first part of the show I realised I had to come up here and tell you something

[00:00:59] Well four years ago Jimmy Swaggart said this about me:

[00:01:04] He said this here song by The Police "

[00:01:07] Murder By Numbers " was written by SATAN

[00:01:12] Performed by the sons of SATAN BEELZEBUB

[00:01:19] LUCIFER THE HORNED ONE

[00:01:23] I wrote the f**kin' song alright

[00:01:33] Once that you've decided on a killing

[00:01:37] First you make a stone of your heart

[00:01:41] If you find that your hands are still willing

[00:01:46] Then you can turn a murder into art

[00:01:49] There really isn't any need for bloodshed

[00:01:52] You just do it with a little more finesse

[00:01:57] If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee

[00:02:01] Then it avoids an awful lot of mess because

[00:02:06] It's murder by numbers one two three

[00:02:08] It's as easy to learn as your ABC

[00:02:12] Murder by numbers one two three

[00:02:16] It's as easy to learn as your ABC

[00:02:41] Now if you have a taste for this experience

[00:02:45] And you're flushed with your very first success

[00:02:49] Then you must try a twosome or a threesome

[00:02:52] And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

[00:02:56] Because a murder is like anything you take to

[00:03:00] It's a habit-forming need for more and more

[00:03:05] You can bump off every member of your family

[00:03:08] And anybody else you find a bore

[00:03:12] Because it's murder by numbers one two three

[00:03:15] It's as easy to learn as your ABC

[00:03:18] Murder by numbers one two three

[00:03:23] It's as easy to learn as your ABC

[00:03:26] I said murder by numbers one two three

[00:03:32] It's as easy to learn as your ABC

[00:03:34] Murder by numbers one two three

[00:03:37] It's as easy to learn as your ABC

[00:03:42] Murder by numbers A B C D E

[00:03:54] FZ: Mr Sting Ladies and gentlemen Mr Sting

[00:05:20] Ike: Sting

[00:05:21] FZ: Thank you "Murder By Numbers" And then suddenly