《The Laarge Daark Aardvark(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laarge Daark Aardvark - Allan Sherman

[00:00:02] This is the start of the

[00:00:03] Laarge Daark Aardvark Song

[00:00:18] There is a large dark aardvark

[00:00:20] In the park

[00:00:22] They say he's missing from the zoo

[00:00:25] That's me folks

[00:00:26] And the police are

[00:00:27] Looking high and low

[00:00:29] But they have not seen him;

[00:00:32] Have you

[00:00:33] Peek-a-boo

[00:00:33] Why did he go

[00:00:35] Oh I'll tell you the reason:

[00:00:38] 'Cause it's aardvark

[00:00:41] Mating season

[00:00:42] When an aardvark makes a date

[00:00:46] He sneaks right through

[00:00:48] That old zoo gate

[00:00:50] So if you see two aardvarks

[00:00:52] Necking in the park

[00:00:54] Don't upset their apple cart

[00:00:58] Do not be a spy

[00:01:00] You're not the FBI

[00:01:01] And you should never break

[00:01:02] An aardvark's heart

[00:01:05] This is the second chorus

[00:01:07] Of the Aardvark Song

[00:01:13] To be an aardvark is not easy folks

[00:01:17] 'Cause all you get to eat is ants

[00:01:20] (dee-licious )

[00:01:21] And all the other animals make jokes

[00:01:25] At your attempts to find romance

[00:01:28] (very funny )

[00:01:29] Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses

[00:01:33] Or at fat rhinoceroses

[00:01:37] But an aardvark makes them howl

[00:01:41] Because he's neither fish nor fowl;

[00:01:45] He's like a kangaroo

[00:01:47] In love with a gnu

[00:01:49] And that's what makes

[00:01:50] The zoo folks laugh

[00:01:53] All of this is so

[00:01:55] And here is how I know:

[00:01:57] I'm your friendly

[00:01:58] Neighborhood giraffe

[00:02:05] This is the end of

[00:02:06] The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song