《喂喂喂》歌词

[00:00:00] 喂喂喂 - 林海峰

[00:00:02] 词：林海峰

[00:00:04] 曲：亚龙大

[00:00:06] 早晨

[00:00:07] 喂喂喂

[00:00:08] 我想倾句计点解你把声似水底

[00:00:11] 我想倾句计点解你把声咁鬼细

[00:00:14] 向四种方向喂转弯扭曲我身体

[00:00:17] 你哈啰我喂驶乜诸多好礼

[00:00:19] 耳边多四位诈诈帝帝扮倾计

[00:00:22] 我宣布各位接收真系有问题

[00:00:25] 不另收费上帝魔鬼

[00:00:31] 声大声细你系边位

[00:00:37] 我听到我喂你听到我讲乜鬼

[00:00:40] 你真出哂位你对耳真系有问题

[00:00:43] 咁岩倾句计喂喂香蕉对折龟

[00:00:46] 你拉东扯西开声就好似鬼食泥

[00:00:48] 我想揾个位问究竟你系边一位

[00:00:51] 无样俾我睇咁你系魔鬼定上帝

[00:00:54] 不另收费上帝魔鬼

[00:01:00] 声大声细你系边位

[00:01:08] 喂喂喂喂喂喂

[00:01:13] 喂喂喂喂喂喂

[00:01:43] 喂喂喂

[00:01:43] 你刚才打既电话号码未能接通

[00:01:45] 喂喂喂

[00:01:46] Which language would you like to use

[00:01:48] 喂喂喂

[00:01:49] 普通话按3 字

[00:01:51] 喂喂喂

[00:01:52] 我地既辨工时间已经完毕

[00:01:54] 喂喂喂

[00:01:55] 你这刹那在何方

[00:01:57] 喂喂喂

[00:01:58] 我有说话未曾讲

[00:02:09] 条线都乱咁飞到天边飞到海底

[00:02:12] 发癫乱咁喂

[00:02:13] 终于接通左啦喂

[00:02:15] 个秘书把声似鬼

[00:02:16] 佢话有说话就留低

[00:02:18] 我正想讲 um

[00:02:19] 喂点知线路又有问题

[00:02:21] 我只想倾句计嗟

[00:02:22] 唯有收埋系我心底

[00:02:24] 我想倾句计

[00:02:25] 你要等我呀喂喂喂喂

[00:02:27] 不另收费

[00:02:30] 上帝魔鬼

[00:02:33] 声大声细你系边位