《Dare to Be Stupid》歌词

[00:00:01] Dare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:25] Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

[00:00:27] It's time for us to join in the fight

[00:00:30] It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

[00:00:32] It's time to let the bedbugs bite

[00:00:35] You better put all your eggs in one basket

[00:00:37] You better count your chickens before they hatch

[00:00:39] You better sell some wine before it's/its time

[00:00:42] You better find yourself an itch to scratch

[00:00:46] You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr Wimpole's not around

[00:00:51] Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

[00:01:00] Talk with your mouth full

[00:01:02] Bite the hand that feeds you

[00:01:05] Bite on more than you chew

[00:01:06] What can you do

[00:01:08] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:11] Take some wooden nickles

[00:01:13] Look for Mr Goodbar

[00:01:15] Get your mojo working now

[00:01:17] I'll show you how

[00:01:19] You can dare to be stupid

[00:01:21] You can turn the other cheek

[00:01:22] You can just give up the ship

[00:01:26] You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

[00:01:30] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:32] Come on and dare to be stupid

[00:01:34] It's so easy to do

[00:01:37] Dare to be stupid

[00:01:50] We're all waiting for you

[00:01:52] Let's go

[00:01:52] It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

[00:01:55] So can I have a volunteer

[00:01:57] There's no more time for crying over spilled milk

[00:01:59] Now it's time for crying in your beer

[00:02:02] Settle down raise a family join the PTA

[00:02:03] Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet

[00:02:05] And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away

[00:02:08] It's OK you can dare to be stupid

[00:02:10] It's like spitting on a fish

[00:02:12] It's like barking up a tree

[00:02:17] It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

[00:02:21] Dare to be stupid (yes)

[00:02:23] Why don't you dare to be stupid

[00:02:25] It's so easy to do

[00:02:26] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:27] We're all waiting for you

[00:02:29] Dare to be stupid

[00:02:30] Burn your candle at both ends

[00:02:32] Look a gift horse in the mouth

[00:02:36] Mashed potatoes can be your friends

[00:02:50] You can be a coffee achiever

[00:02:52] You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver

[00:02:55] The future's up to you

[00:03:00] So what you gonna do

[00:03:01] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:02] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:03] What did I say

[00:03:04] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:05] Tell me what did I say

[00:03:06] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:07] It's alright

[00:03:07] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:07] We can be stupid all night

[00:03:08] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:09] Come on join the crowd

[00:03:10] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:10] Shout it out loud

[00:03:10] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:14] I can't hear you

[00:03:15] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:15] OK I can hear you now

[00:03:17] Dare to be stupid

[00:03:17] Let's go Dare to be stupid

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