《Crooked Stick》歌词

[00:00:00] Crooked Stick - Jamie Kennedy

[00:00:03] This one's for Kiss FM

[00:00:07] No curse

[00:00:09] No swears

[00:00:11] This one's for the kids

[00:00:13] The other day I read a letter it said

[00:00:15] Mr Kennedy how you doing oh good we're fine

[00:00:18] This is your record company

[00:00:19] We really love what you've done so far with your rap CD

[00:00:23] And we love all of the support that you get from MTV

[00:00:26] But do you think that you could maybe make a song like Black Eyed Peas

[00:00:29] With a little White Stripes and Mike Jones

[00:00:31] It would make a nice ring tone

[00:00:32] Stu stone better think of something quick

[00:00:35] Better make it something sick

[00:00:36] Ok well I could sing about my stick

[00:00:38] Ok ok

[00:00:39] Hmm uhhhh

[00:00:41] I got a stick

[00:00:42] I swing it to the left

[00:00:44] I gotta stick

[00:00:45] Together with the band

[00:00:47] My crooked stick

[00:00:49] Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow

[00:00:51] Oh no

[00:00:52] Woah

[00:00:53] I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

[00:00:57] I got a crooked stick

[00:01:00] I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

[00:01:04] I got a crooked stick

[00:01:07] I speak loud and carry a big stick

[00:01:10] I'm proud and if you need it then baby I come quick

[00:01:13] My stick my stick my stick

[00:01:14] Goes everywhere with me

[00:01:16] My stick my stick my stick

[00:01:17] Could poke a cat out of a tree

[00:01:19] My stick my stick so sick

[00:01:21] It's ridiculous

[00:01:23] My stick it won't complain or b**ch or fuss

[00:01:26] Did I just say a bad word

[00:01:28] Really hope they censor it if not

[00:01:30] Then lets hold hands and I'll resense for it

[00:01:32] My stick my stick

[00:01:35] I got a stick

[00:01:36] I swing it to the left

[00:01:38] I gotta stick

[00:01:39] Together with the band

[00:01:41] My crooked stick

[00:01:42] Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow

[00:01:44] Oh no

[00:01:45] Woah

[00:01:47] I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

[00:01:51] I got a crooked stick

[00:01:53] I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

[00:01:57] I got a crooked stick

[00:02:06] You know what it look like

[00:02:07] What it look like

[00:02:09] You know what it look like

[00:02:10] I know what it look like

[00:02:11] Yeah tell 'em

[00:02:13] Stick look like a banana

[00:02:15] B A N A N A

[00:02:16] Stick look like a banana

[00:02:18] B A N A N A

[00:02:19] Stick look like a banana

[00:02:21] B A N A N A

[00:02:23] Stick look like a banana

[00:02:24] B A N A N A

[00:02:26] O my my stick my stick it be the very best

[00:02:29] You know my compass always points you to the northwest

[00:02:32] I said

[00:02:33] O my my stick my stick it be it be the very best

[00:02:36] You know my compass always points you to the northwest

[00:02:39] I said

[00:02:40] Uh J

[00:02:41] What

[00:02:41] We don't need it a third time

[00:02:43] Crap

[00:02:44] I got a stick

[00:02:45] I swing it to the left

[00:02:47] I gotta stick

[00:02:48] Together with the band

[00:02:50] My crooked stick

[00:02:51] Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow

[00:02:54] Oh no

[00:02:54] Woah

[00:02:56] I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

[00:03:00] I got a crooked stick

[00:03:03] I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

[00:03:06] I got a crooked stick

[00:03:08] Woah